I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
How to steal a million (1966)
15.4%
Escape from New York (1981)
46.2%
Constantine (2005)
38.5%
Poll ended at .
I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Constantine (2005)
80%
October sky (1999)
20%
How to steal a million (1966)
0%
Poll ended at .
I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Blade Runner (final cut)
50%
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
0%
How to steal a million (1966)
0%
October sky (1999)
50%
Poll ended at .
we have a tie this week, which means that the option that has been around longest wins by walkover. which is to say
October Sky, here I come
I do love how these polls have like five (5) participants
it's democracy AND the chance to have a personal impact
best of both worlds
I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Blade Runner (final cut)
100%
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
0%
How to steal a million (1966)
0%
Poll ended at .

and the winner
by feat of the maxim one person, one vote
is Blade Runner

if only you could see what I'm about to see

a fun little-known fact about Blade runner is that back in 2017, they made three anime short films set in the same universe. they are all on youtube

one of these short films was cut even shorter and made into a video for the song Venger by Perturbator. this, alas, no longer seem to be on youtube

@sargoth Things you people wouldn't believe?
@aschmitz aye
like attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I have two episodes queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
The first two episodes of Star Trek Discovery S05
40%
View results
60%
Poll ended at .
"mastodon user sargoth, why is this even a poll?"
listen, sometimes you keep up a tradition even if there's no particular reason for it
mr Adam Jensen himself is in this episode
@sargoth Should I do a poll?
yes
0%
also yes
0%
Poll ended at .
I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
0%
How to steal a million (1966)
100%
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
0%
No country for old men (2007)
0%
Poll ended at .

and the winner is
after both votes have been counted
How to steal a million

time for some sixties heisties

ask not what Audrey Hepburn, Peter O'Toole and Hugh Griffith can do for you

"mastodon user sargoth, what is the porpoise of running these polls for such short durations at such an atrociously inconvenient hours?"
years and years ago I downloaded a set of movies with the intention of watching them one day. turns out you gotta be specific about what day, lest it lingers

also, the point is to randomize a selection; one vote suffices for all intensive porpoises

I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
0%
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
25%
No country for old men (2007)
50%
Kimi (2022)
25%
Poll ended at .

and the winner is
with twice as many votes as the competition
No country for old men

after oh so many years I get to find out what this movie is about

@sargoth Surely it must be about stateless old guys having trouble getting a passport somewhere because they've passed the grace period of adulthood in the Convention on the Reduction of Statelessness.
@aschmitz I always reckoned it'd be a feminist documentary about workers co-op that is run entirely by women and where old men are politely forbidden from participating in big decisions
@sargoth Seems plausible enough.
@sargoth it's not about anything but it's still very very good
@batterpunts it's somehow even slower than Carpenter's Assault on precinct 13 from a couple of weeks back
@sargoth it's good slow. now stop reading toots and watch it fully.
I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
33.3%
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
33.3%
Kimi (2022)
0%
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
33.3%
Poll ended at .

and the winner is
by feat of getting a vote (1) and having been on the list the longest

Smilla's sense of snow

I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
50%
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
0%
Kimi (2022)
50%
White noise (2022)
0%
Poll ended at .
two fun nuggets is that
1) this thread apparently breaks some masto clients, which is always an interesting find, and
2) I am rapidly running out of random movies that past me downloaded that one time, which means I'll either have to get more of 'em, or wind down this experiment in slacktivist randomization

and the winner is
by feat of getting a (1) vote and having hung around a (1) week longer than its runner-up

Kimi

this is the second movie I've seen that have featured the Beastie Boy song Sabotage
@sargoth what i dislike is often movies use Sabotage as shorthand for "a very loud song" but then they forget there's that 17 second intro which is not very loud at all

@mcc completely unrelated to sabotage: I do appreciate that soundcloud allows you to see when a song Gets Loud
just in case one gets confused about the earlier parts and them being relatively noisy

https://soundcloud.com/wintermut3/ra-god-of-the-sun-mix-6

RA, God of the Sun (mix 6)

As the name suggests, the songs on this album all reflect the character and story of the Ancient Egyptian God they represent.

SoundCloud
@sargoth it is no fault of yours but because of the way the words were laid out in this post at my preferred font size I now have the phrase "Beastie Bongs soy" stuck in my brain
@gnomon a soy to build a dream on
I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
66.7%
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
33.3%
White noise (2022)
0%
Poll ended at .
and the winner is
by feat of starring one Aubrey Plaza and/or getting the most votes
Emily the criminal

was good, can recommend

familiarity with parks & rec highly optional

I have two movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
80%
White noise (2022)
20%
Poll ended at .
next week will be an interesting fulcrum point, in that I am rapidly running out of movies I downloaded that one time with a vague notion of watching them later

the many, many votes are in, and the winner is dat harvest sky

nyoooom

this movie did not, in fact, at any point, nyoom

I have exactly one movie queued up this friday afternoon, and then I have officially run out of movies that I downloaded that one time with a vague commitment to watching them at some point. This makes for a short list this week, and a longer one next week, by virtue of repeating the process with a brand new iteration of "that one time". As one does

And so, one last time: when I get back from getting a pizza, should I watch

White noise (2022)
66.7%
Hold on, what even is this thing?
0%
A poll? Give me that delayed notification plz
33.3%
The average release year of these movies was 2001
0%
Poll ended at .

and the winner is
by feat of being the only option left
White noise

and so the first phase of an era comes to an end. build your own ancient traditions

Just to have it written down,
and on the off chance it comes in handy on a rainy day where inspiration seems to be a foreign notion,
and/or to feed a future _ebook someone might build off of this account,

Escape from New York (1981)
Constantine (2005)
October sky (1999)
Blade Runner (1982/2007)
How to steal a million (1966)
No country for old men (2007)
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
Kimi (2022)
Emily the criminal (2022)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
White noise (2022)

@sargoth strictly speaking, the least voted for option should not be viewed, so potentially you watch no movie today

@batterpunts it amuses me that there are established rules of procedures for these votes, and that they specify what happens even if no one votes

(victory by seniority. the pizza requires at least one movie. them's the rules)

@sargoth no votes leads to undefined behaviour as per C compiler
@sargoth ah films with orange silhouette posters
@bug that is a premise that past me would download movies after, tbh
@sargoth As someone who unfortunately haven't seen either of them I voted by title.

@Mabande soon, I will have seen at least one of them

if it goes like previous weeks, the winner will win by a (1) vote

@sargoth No spoilers, though; we're waiting until the whole season has dropped. (Or has it already? Need to get through Abbott Elementary first, regardless.)
@woozle the first two episodes of the new season dropped literally yesterday
my body is ready
@sargoth they're fucking up to S5? how?
@batterpunts I'm not saying they sung to the asteroid
but