Salutations, salacious snakecharmers! This week we celebrate not only the greenest day of the year, but also the fact that the #FridayMovie poll has reached its furthest and mostest point in the history of the universe (so far). And so: four options, one vote.

Estranged Isfahanis! This week's #FridayMovie poll features four films from Iran, in the hopes that current events will transition into past tense sooner rather than later. But, we are still living in time, and so you can still affect the outcome by voting

@fluffy @electrickeet Oh, I haven't seen #fridaymovie before, I'll have to keep an eye on it

Citizens of the universe! This week's #FridayMovie poll presents you with these four spectacular space extravaganzas, specifically selected to sound spuriously and speculatively scientific!

Canonical classicists! This week's #FridayMovie poll hones in on a particular time, exactly 87 years ago, for arbitrary reasons. Your vote, however, is not arbitrary, and so I ask you to choose with random precision

Frolicking fromages! In order to make an omelet, you have to crack some eggs. And in order to decide the outcome of the #FridayMovie poll - the highest-stake election of any week - you have to vote for at least one of these potentially French titles. Bon mot!

Sensorious sentimentalists! We fought the law, and it is not altogether unfair to say that the law won, albeit barely. The winner of this week's #FridayMovie poll, however, is fair and just and emotionally well-regulated indeed

Mycelial musicality! We continue our fashionable #FridayMovie detour by veering into the uncharted lands of 30s musicals. Choose which manner of centennial earworm will live on in me, and do it with impeccably choreographed style