When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

My wife and I have taken very different approaches to decorating the new place. She has filled it with art, I have hidden toys on the frames.

people on the fedi will be like "everyone on here and following me probably already knows this but I want to get it off my chest anyway" and then launch into the most niche topic you've never even heard of

#MarjaneSatrapi 😢