an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
shipping
dommed by the narrative
last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
@stavvers It's our hero, VLC-Man/Woman
@stavvers thanks for sharing. Where is raptorific to be found? I’d love to follow anyone who calls the show runner “president”!
@stavvers I feel like this would be a great allegory for certain aspects of our general cultural crisis.
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That would be VERY appropriate for Doctor Who! It's exactly the sort of thing you could explain away with weird "time anomalies" and what-not, and yet has real-world metaphorical implications.

@TerryHancock @stavvers

I feel like we'd learn the Ancient Thing is using his nuclear plant to power the device keeping this status quo - which is also keeping him effectively immortal.

Excellent.

@stavvers This genuinely feels like the kind of premise that Rob Shearman would have made an absolutely killer Big Finish serial out of.
@stavvers ha ha, i thought this was a critique of pop music. wait is that what this is?

@stavvers

I'd watch the heck out of this.

Can he drop me off in the Lisa Simpson as president timeline on his way out?

@stavvers "The entire town is a fixed point in time and space!"
@stavvers “Lots of planets have a Springfield”
Feels as legit an idea as Muppet Lord of the Rings.
@stavvers Wait this just sounds like my town.
@stavvers the cruelty of stardom in an age of permanently recorded and replayable performances. The movie stars and rock stars have to endure everyone reacting to someone they have long since ceased to be, may never have been outside of celluloid or vinyl. The current Dylan biopic shows some of the cracks this causes in ones psyche. The audience has a role in this distortion.
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i absolutely can imagine

@stavvers
totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

@stavvers New euphemism for “pegging” just dropped.
@stavvers this gets better on each reading
@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia

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“How was that porn?”

“Eh, the plot was weak but there was major shlong.”

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers me: so who was the Christian big boat guy

@green: Joan of Arc?
@stavvers what were they doing at the shop, you ask? Getting two of every kind.
@stavvers Breakfast was nommed by the narrator today.
@stavvers OMG THANK YOU 😂😂😂 I needed this today
@stavvers 👏👏👏👏👏
@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people
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pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once
@stavvers ‘my precious little trebuchet’ wait what
@stavvers My sweet Bohemian ear-spoon.
@stavvers I gotta ask my morningstar about this
@stavvers @Moot a ball and chain isn't a medieval weapon
@stavvers Lucerne Hammer would be a beautiful name for a girl, I think.
@stavvers It's like a floating Heinlein marriage.
@stavvers how do they *think* the small animal gets effervescent, smh
@stavvers I swear Fred’s half crossing guard, half Labrador puppy in a giant cat suit. He literally does none of the “bad cat” behavior I read about. #FredTheWonderCat #Caturday
@stavvers 3am: [suspicious crinkling sound]

@stavvers COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Because I nearly choked to death on my tea reading this.

@stavvers looooololololol, but also lmao because this is totally toootally a thing and we do need a word for it 😭
@stavvers netflix still did this until like a decade ago, even
@stavvers As well as the Wii and PS3 version.

@stavvers i have games coming in and going back to gamefly in this current moment

a lot of people are surprised when i tell them that, yes, they're in business

@stavvers I remember this with my mom's Wii. We'd receive a disc for the Wii with a bunch of stuff from Netflix and then the Netflix app appeared on the Wii one day and we didn't know what to do with the disc. I probably still have it somewhere

@stavvers

When _i_ was my kid's age, we were still arguing about whether Betamax or laserdisc was the superior format

@stavvers I mean it does sound like a joke tbh.
Barb Wire (1996) ⭐ 3.5 | Action, Sci-Fi

1h 38m | R

IMDb
@stavvers That's some top notch insurance

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Parrots FTW

ALL BIRDS IS GOOD PEOPLE