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All jokes aside, I went to hang out with Dicke Marie around this time four years ago on one of those little walks for my mental fucking health we did so furiously back then. She was an immensely soothing presence and thinking about all the decades’ worth of people who had spent time with her made me feel much less alone. Trees, everyone; they’re really good!

Joy AF Apr 22

Love opening Facebook for the first time in months to discover which of my distant friends and acquaintances are telling themselves they aren’t anti- trans but in fact absolutely definitely are. Can I hand in my membership of Gen X, please? They’re not ok, many of them.

Joy AF Apr 22

Same, Marie. Same.

Joy AF Apr 21

I am fascinated by the after effects of Conclave, an amazing film in its own right (if you haven’t seen it you really must) which has also mysteriously led to a situation where I, brought up Catholic but overtly anti- church for my entire adult life, have a top 3 preferred candidates for the papacy?!

(Obviously it’s the most liberal ones and then the others can get fucked in the vestments).

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Joy AF Apr 17

If you don’t know who Jedward are and why they are as in very many important ways the archetypal Anglo- European entertainment act of their era I recommend you watch their contribution to Eurovision 2011, ‘Lipstick’: I can almost guarantee that you will not enjoy it. Feel free to refer back to me if you have questions.

https://youtu.be/XgrlG6hQbNM?si=j0oneKJdCIsgNqDO

Jedward - Lipstick (Ireland) - Live - 2011 Eurovision Song Contest Final

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Joy AF Apr 17

I am for some reason reading the Wikipedia entry about Jedward, who look exactly the same now as they did in 2009- same cut trousers, same hair, same dance moves. I find this enchanting- you absolutely have to respect the commitment to the bit.

Joy AF Apr 17

Bored, grumpy because of chronic back pain, sensation seeking… I know, I’ll spontaneously get pierced! Sometimes you simply have to choose another pain, and warm and throbby ear cartilage is NICE hurt as opposed to grim unending hip/ butt/ back aches

Joy AF Apr 16

Spen Pritchard Erotica Apr 16

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Joy AF Apr 16

Oh, and why are we laughing about how the 69th edition of Eurovision is also the horniest?

Here’s Go- Jo. He’s representing Australia. He’s an ex- Aussie rules footie player. His song is called ‘Milkshake Man’ and it’s a high energy pop song with psychedelic vibes which has caused a stir because…

yeah, it’s about jizz, basically.

(😊)

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Joy AF Apr 16

Anyway, you should watch the video. If you want to avoid the song until May (understandable if you’re not an obsessive nerd like me) it does feature two very brief clips of ‘Ich Komme’ and some pictures of it in performance, so you may want to postpone until later if you want to stay spoiler free. But otherwise, please watch it- it’s so good and clever and encapsulates everything I love about Eurovision.

https://youtu.be/zSlKRdHQLH4?si=zuAFpeLkKuLSbwdt

Erika Vikman Is Coming For Eurovision

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