Joy AF

@Joyasitflies
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40+, UK born but DE based. Queer, #kinky, #submissive, #SexBlogger, #ADHD, #poly, lefty, daft. Filthy little article. #AllCatsAreBeautiful
My favourite emojis are #brezel đŸ„š, #cremeCaramel 🍼, and #embarrassedSubmissive â˜ș
Be forewarned- my toots are more likely to be lewd than not, although I do talk about subjects other than kink and smut occasionally!
PronounsShe/her
What are those Haribo called?FRUITY BUSSI
Joy AFMay 31

RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116667922601500953

Good politics are hot. đŸ”„

Joy AFMay 23

Final update from Feeld:

Every match I had (all three of them) in the last ten days of my Majestic membership was located at least a thousand miles away. One was in Bristol (fine, I intend on moving back there soonish) but went straight into porny thigh- rubbing mode as soon as we got past ‘hi, how ya doing?’ One was in Denmark, and if you get to the point where you’re thinking ‘well, Denmark is *next door*!’ then that’s something of a problem. 😂

Joy AFMay 2
What am I learning from my most current turn on the dating apps? Well, I’m getting a lot better at telling annoying men to fuck off when they’re annoying. Learning point: I could maybe work harder on remembering to tell them what they’ve done that was annoying before I tell them to fuck off. Not because I think most would listen and grow from it, but because it’s good for my communication skills. ✊
Joy AFMay 1
Is there literally any beauty product more horrific than a sheet mask?
Joy AFApr 30
My least favourite current thing about the Guardian is the column where a couple ask for help deciding which of them is right about some incredibly banal disagreement. ‘My partner likes open sandwiches, I prefer two slices of bread’- this isn’t a real problem. Why are you acting like this is the basis for an argument between two fully grown adults? Do we not have enough conflict in the world for people to realise what kind of things should reasonably be the source of it? It boils my piss.
Joy AFApr 24

New news from Feeld- the Feeld mines, if you will- a great numbers of the Pleasure Doms are now also Brat Tamers, and several men in my vicinity are seeking something which is ‘deep but casual’.

Deep
 but also casual.

🧐

Joy AFApr 20

Back on Feeld, determined to stay positive, reminding myself that I don’t need many matches, I just need that first good one. And I’m trying to stay open- hearted about the men on there and their sometimes goofy profiles: not everyone is a wordsmith, and the guy who isn’t for me may well fit the next woman in his deck like a velvet glove.

This, however; this is diabolical stuff.

Joy AFApr 20
wohaliApr 18
ok which one of you did this
Show threadJoy AFApr 22, 2025
All jokes aside, I went to hang out with Dicke Marie around this time four years ago on one of those little walks for my mental fucking health we did so furiously back then. She was an immensely soothing presence and thinking about all the decades’ worth of people who had spent time with her made me feel much less alone. Trees, everyone; they’re really good!
Joy AFApr 22, 2025
Love opening Facebook for the first time in months to discover which of my distant friends and acquaintances are telling themselves they aren’t anti- trans but in fact absolutely definitely are. Can I hand in my membership of Gen X, please? They’re not ok, many of them.