an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
shipping
dommed by the narrative
last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
@stavvers It's our hero, VLC-Man/Woman
@stavvers thanks for sharing. Where is raptorific to be found? I’d love to follow anyone who calls the show runner “president”!
@stavvers I feel like this would be a great allegory for certain aspects of our general cultural crisis.
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That would be VERY appropriate for Doctor Who! It's exactly the sort of thing you could explain away with weird "time anomalies" and what-not, and yet has real-world metaphorical implications.

@TerryHancock @stavvers

I feel like we'd learn the Ancient Thing is using his nuclear plant to power the device keeping this status quo - which is also keeping him effectively immortal.

Excellent.

@stavvers This genuinely feels like the kind of premise that Rob Shearman would have made an absolutely killer Big Finish serial out of.
@stavvers ha ha, i thought this was a critique of pop music. wait is that what this is?

@stavvers

I'd watch the heck out of this.

Can he drop me off in the Lisa Simpson as president timeline on his way out?

@stavvers "The entire town is a fixed point in time and space!"
@stavvers “Lots of planets have a Springfield”
Feels as legit an idea as Muppet Lord of the Rings.
@stavvers Wait this just sounds like my town.
@stavvers the cruelty of stardom in an age of permanently recorded and replayable performances. The movie stars and rock stars have to endure everyone reacting to someone they have long since ceased to be, may never have been outside of celluloid or vinyl. The current Dylan biopic shows some of the cracks this causes in ones psyche. The audience has a role in this distortion.
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i absolutely can imagine

@stavvers
totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

@stavvers New euphemism for “pegging” just dropped.
@stavvers this gets better on each reading
@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia

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“How was that porn?”

“Eh, the plot was weak but there was major shlong.”

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers me: so who was the Christian big boat guy

@green: Joan of Arc?
@stavvers what were they doing at the shop, you ask? Getting two of every kind.
@stavvers Breakfast was nommed by the narrator today.
@stavvers OMG THANK YOU 😂😂😂 I needed this today
@stavvers 👏👏👏👏👏
@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people
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major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
instantly won so many internet arguments
blood work
random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.
@stavvers honestly, I don't think this is true. He always made sute to steal the best ideas and not just slop ... I'm saying even HE had standards

@stavvers

Zeke woke up and "chose violence"... as we all need to do re: corporate evil 🙂

@stavvers “I named my daughter ‘daughter’ because I like spiders and spiders also have daughters.”
@stavvers @vriska idk If you'll ever use this for anything (and it's not really my business) but here this may hold your interest.

@stavvers

Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨
@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation
@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining
Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.
@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.
@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol
@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

@stavvers

If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.
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Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.
WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

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not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.
@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something
@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.
@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)
@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them

@stavvers

I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.
@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)
@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢
@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor
@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times
@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi
@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

@stavvers

@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

@stavvers
i absolutely can imagine

@stavvers
totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia