gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
@stavvers Very funny now I just have to inform you I opened this thread in need for context after reading your message and tried getting back to the first post, I was 16 then and am now retired, I never got to the first post
@Ragon2 @stavvers I'm not even sure what's going on...I'm trying to scroll up but my scroll bar is hardly moving  
@OctaviaConAmore @stavvers Nooo do not waste your time, go on another adventure and live your own life, this task cannot be completed
@Ragon2 @OctaviaConAmore @stavvers yes this is clearly a thread with uncountably infinite posts
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@gabboman What is his black magic
@Ragon2 this is wafrn, another fedi platform. I work hard on it. I even added asks yesterday haha
@stavvers Musk and Grime? What we really need is Mr. Clean
@stavvers i lost a whole hour re-reading this thread 🤦‍♀️
@stavvers I read about a guy on a train talking real loud on his cellphone to his wife. Finally a woman nearby leaned close and said "Sweetheart, come back to bed."
@stavvers
My brother in law yell-talks into his phone daily and is upset that he has no privacy. He's so loud he can be heard outside the house.

@stavvers so the web site was DOA the last time I looked, but the PDF is on archive.org iirc

Join SHHH - society for handheld hushing

https://www.engadget.com/2004-12-09-help-people-on-cellphones-to-shut-up-already.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/a-new-weapon-against-cell-yell/

Yes, I always have a few in my wallet for suitable occasions.

Help people on cellphones to shut up already

This is so long overdue it's crazy. The Society for HandHeld Hushing, aka Coudal.com, made up this PDF with special notes you can print and hand out to...

Engadget
@stavvers This is all because Apple removed a headphone jack from their devices. /hj
@stavvers that kid is going to have a healthy diet and high therapy bills

@stavvers I'm just hear for the dropped packer stories.

I had one fall down my trouser legs while cycling in Holland....

@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@Mabande @stavvers I had no choice...
🙄
@kallekn @stavvers I feel your pain, but you can still break free from the morpheme stacking and grammatical cases – there's just to many!
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

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spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
@stavvers regular websites today really aren't distinguishable from the "shady" websites of back then, aren't they?
Maybe less boobs.
@stavvers truly a fandom.com moment
@stavvers And they’d be right.
@stavvers the boiled frog strategy
@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord
@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here
@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.
@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.
@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…
@stavvers This is the quality content I that keeps me on here.
@stavvers
Wow, this one is tumblr all the way down.
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.

@stavvers I mean, none of it matches. The people are different heights, the fields are different sizes, and the cauliflowers are not identical. The tree lines are also different, and the depth of field on both looks weird. Plus, it has a bit of that odd otherworldliness that often twigs people to AI. It would be infinitely easier to slap together two AI gens of the same pose than find two nearly identical photos like this. I can see why folk would assume the former.
@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus
@stavvers That took a sudden turn.
@foolishowl @stavvers Judas is definitely the top in that relationship
@stavvers @Kiloku Jesus/Judas ship 🗣️🗣️ eu quero ser amigo dessa pessoa
@rafael @stavvers @Kiloku venho inconvenientemente dizer que Jesus é power bottom
@naoEhAlexa @stavvers @Kiloku Pq óbvio o sonho de Judas é ter o poder que Jesus tem, então ele tops pra caralho, faz todo o sentido
@stavvers This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for sharing it. 🙂
@stavvers lol, if gods like Zeus etc aren't mythology I really don't know what mythology would be, at that point you took away the main thing that mythology defines and it becomes a hollow word

@stavvers

Tastes his own wine, breaks his own bread
A messiah in the streets, but a bottom in bed
🎶

@stavvers A "myth" is a foundational story; calling it a myth doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth
Myth - Wikipedia

@stavvers that last line really slapped me upside the head, lol
@stavvers "who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse" is going to stick with me for a while. 😆
@stavvers a long time ago I was part of a fanfic community for Stargate SG1, and while I haven't read much fanfic since and have zero idea what fandom this image is referencing, I am pretty sure I have read an ancestor of this fic and I am in complete agreement.
@stavvers PEOPLE ARE MAKING JASKIER THEWITCHER USE *ROSIN* AS LUBE???
@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.
@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.
@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know

@stavvers
Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

YouTube
@stavvers the first guy that tried to undermine the name Tesla.