happy christmas adam everyone
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they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
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the other six penis sins
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ἱππαλεκτρυών
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microwaving leftover pizza
@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It
@stavvers stop eating markers 😭
@stavvers it's also completely legal to do cocaine in the Palace of Westminster in the UK. It's only illegal if you are a prole.
@stavvers
You are unaware of the powers provided by the spice cocaine. How else can the traders be expected to see the future and provide wealth in perpetuity to the funds of hedges. The coke must flow
@stavvers let’s be honest here: it should say “late-period United States”
@stavvers runnin' all round my brain

@stavvers

It's when you turn around to point at the cash registers and see the back of your own head that you know you're in deep trouble 😳🤣

@stavvers i've heard about horses. Apparently they're a type of chair?
@stavvers That IKEA sounds like that average Vegas Strip casino-hotel.

@stavvers I definitely feel like I walked into the middle of this conversation...

By all means, please continue... !?!?

@stavvers thanks I fucking hate this
@stavvers but will she do punctuation? apparently not.