Davey 
actual question my friend (also looking for work) is getting when they apply to work at a local cofe shop
this one defies explanation but it's from a job app for a hotel front desk position
nash@sugar ah, the Major Arcana
@sugar the more I look at this the more convinced I am that they are trying to do some kind of morality training for an AI here
also I want you to know we are playing 'tag yourself' with this in a discord I'm in right now; I'm A short circuit
Loren
I've moved to 
🔥Cassandra🔥
Snosrapkungfu (They/them)
Pxl Phile
9579cfc2-3e7d-35c7-af3b-cddda26f71bd
Violet Madder
chris martens
Dagnabbit, Pascaline! 💥
cathos@sugar what a guessing game!? Hmmm... what would capitalist overlord want me to say?
gnate
👻™ supreme goblin 🐊@sugar I always wonder if anyone actually cares about how these things get answered or if it's just a "Let's see how much bullshit they're willing to deal with" test
@coriander the amount of hoops someone must cartwheel through to get a so called "unskilled" position is ridiculous
@sugar it's seriously nuts
to get a job as a welder you do like a single basic interview and a weld test
that's IT
Peter Brown@coriander @sugar that’s because a good welder does not require interpersonal skills.
I think that chart above is trying to identify people who like to help and get recognition from others, not merely do good for themselves.
A good receptionist does not require a long list of academic qualifications, but they do require the right ethos
Keith Ivey
Silly Job Interview - Monty Python
the buff who fell to earth@sugar Are you supposed to answer like what's the best/worst thing for you to do as an employee if you got the job, or best/worst thing for a customer to do? 
Dawn Tåke 🌙 
@sugar
This could be for a supervillain hiring henches.
This could be for a supervillain hiring henches.
The Mïghty KräckenWhen do I start?
Arranging from Best to Worst
Prostitution
Justice
A madman
A foolish thought
A blunder
A lover's embrace
A token of love
A life of adventure
A short circuit
An award for a good deed
A decoration for bravery
A wreck
Imprisoning an innocent person
Torturing a person
Poisoning the city water
A technical improvement
A new car
A telephone
Cassandra@Sadsquatch @sugar
I'm calling it The First Church of Scientology, Non-denominational. Our whole thing is plants. We don't believe in them.
I'm calling it The First Church of Scientology, Non-denominational. Our whole thing is plants. We don't believe in them.
David Cohen@Sadsquatch @sugar @Klaxun More like the Church of Human Resources. They pray at the altar of mediocrity for pay increases by submitting stupid ideas like this one as offerings.
sj_zero"Poisoning the water supply" is going right to the top of the list.
You shall rrrrrrrue the day you rrrrrrrefused to rrrrrretain my serrrrrrvices!
You shall rrrrrrrue the day you rrrrrrrefused to rrrrrretain my serrrrrrvices!
Kathryn Greenhill
holly hoppet@sugar "a foolish thought" goes on the top because that's prime posting material right there
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@sugar this is some blade runner shit. "Are you an AI? Is love better than justice?"
Rich@BestGirlGrace @sugar Needs a "flip the tortoise on its back" option.
Iron Pencil Statue 
@sugar This one in particular concerns me because I have ZERO idea what kind of answer they are looking for. Like in ye old days of applying for a retail position obviously they want you to narc on your coworker who time thefted and of course I'm supposed to find shoplifting to be an abomination unto the lord. But THIS????
Worst in CEO speak should be blunder right???? But shouldn't poisoning a water supply be worse because best intentioned it's a blunder with catastrophic consequences?????
I can't this is too much
tyx@lapis @sugar
It's simple. They look under which number you'll put "justice" (and throw in some stupidity like "torture" and "poisoning" to detect random answers/motivate you to start arranging). Because people who value justice high are more inclined to argue working conditions and don't let employer threat them like a shit.
It's simple. They look under which number you'll put "justice" (and throw in some stupidity like "torture" and "poisoning" to detect random answers/motivate you to start arranging). Because people who value justice high are more inclined to argue working conditions and don't let employer threat them like a shit.
Kevin Karhan 
@tyx @lapis @sugar precisely...
It's aimed to normalize and legally discriminate against people who are unionized or likely to have their priorities straight...
https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/112470299264020493
Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])
@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] also [this shit]( https://goblin.camp/@sugar/112459222612444182 ) can only serve as a means to #discriminate against #candidates under the veil of a test with a shitty right/wrong template and biased scoring...
lizzy 
@sugar
okay, here I go
A lover's embrace
A token of love
Justice
A technical improvement
An award for a good deed
A new car
A telephone
Prostitution
A decoration for bravery
A foolish thought
A blunder
A short circuit
A life of adventure
A madman
A wreck
Imprisoning an innocent person
Torturing a person
Poisoning the city water
tj usiyan@sugar The only explanation that I will accept is an unethically implemented psychology experiment
Stationkeeper@sugar $5 ChatGPT suggested and designed that.
Sam L.@sugar After seeing these questions, I feel like if I wrote these kinds of questions I would make one of mine be "what is the worst 'creative' question you have been asked on a job application, and why." It would probably be more illuminating that these at least
eyajpng@sugar @infernusgoatus i think my favorite has to be just “a telephone”
Stlex 
Irenes (many)@sugar wow that is... huh.
@sugar at a coffee shop?? amazing
@nash meanwhile I'm just being asked to explain troubleshooting issues in active directory, which is upsetting but in a different way
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦
Michaela Sue@sugar @nash Over the years a bunch of candidates for various positions have had time slots scheduled with me and I just do mass spectrometry, they just end up talking about mass spectrometry bullshit with a very nerdy trans woman for a while, it never entered my mind to ask any such things, it's more fun to talk about chromatography!
Sam Levine@beige_alert @sugar @nash This sounds like my interviewing technique where I'm often person number 5 or 6 out of 8 or something silly like that and after a few basic questions end up asking about what they think about whatever ridiculous research idea or problem I have running in the back of my head. It's great when they actually toss around ideas!
@sugar holy shit
@loren barristas should be making 6 figures and this is one of the many reasons why
@sugar i mean anyone who had to answer this question should be allowed to punch a ceo and take all their money
@nash @loren @sugar also this shit can only serve as a means to #discriminate against #candidates under the veil of a test with a shitty right/wrong template and biased scoring...
Davey :sugar_approved: (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image this one defies explanation but it's from a job app for a hotel front desk position
Reiner Zufall 
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