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Professional chemist. Amateur baker. Bike commuter.

Favorite stars don't cost money and can make someone smile (or at least feel seen) so I use them often. I'm not being weird at you specifically, I'm being weird at everyone...

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Alt-text for headerRow of six NMR tubes (clear, glass) with cap colors matching the classic pride flag (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple). Very small text with hand-written numbers in black on the tubes. The green tube is the one with the really cool sample in it :)
Alt-text for avatarSilver road bike with black panniers leaning against a very large diameter palm tree. Black bike shoes on the ground underneath.
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INBOX: Union for Reform Judaism (the largest Jewish denomination in the U.S.), Central Conference of American Rabbis, abd the American Conference of Cantors issue a lengthy statement declaring:

"Starving Gazan civilians neither will bring Israel the 'total victory' over Hamas it seeks, nor can it be justified by Jewish values or humanitarian law."

I love #Monsterdon, and not only because every Sunday is like a barrage of flak for any cops that have to root around in my toots.

This is the dullest movie with a sexy leopard-woman dance ever.

#Monsterdon

The longer this #monsterdon goes on the lower my final score will be.

*circus himbo grabs the cross out of the schoolmistress's hand and crushes it in his mighty grip*

No no no no no, crosses repel vampires! That one's a gym bro, you repel him with carbs

#monsterdon

Not even invited in, it’s like this movie doesn’t know the first bit of the lore. #Monsterdon

Okay folks. You're auditioning for a Hammer Horror film. You're going to be cast solely on the basis of 1) your scream and 2) your boobs. Do you get the part?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

yo, the animals are better actors than a lot of the humans

#monsterdon The vamp fangs are getting longer and longer. It's the inbreeding. Eventually they won't be able to feed, the same way that modern turkeys can't mate anymore.

Say what you will about the Count but it's refreshing to see a political figure deliver on a promise, yeah?

#Monsterdon