Davey May 18, 2024
actual question my friend (also looking for work) is getting when they apply to work at a local cofe shop
Show threadDavey May 18, 2024
this one defies explanation but it's from a job app for a hotel front desk position
Show threadThe Mïghty KräckenMay 18, 2024

@sugar

When do I start?

Arranging from Best to Worst

Prostitution
Justice
A madman
A foolish thought
A blunder
A lover's embrace
A token of love
A life of adventure
A short circuit
An award for a good deed
A decoration for bravery
A wreck
Imprisoning an innocent person
Torturing a person
Poisoning the city water
A technical improvement
A new car
A telephone

Show threadCassandraMay 18, 2024
@sugar @Klaxun I can’t prove it but I just KNOW this somehow ties into Scientology
Show threadThe Mïghty Kräcken
@Sadsquatch @sugar
I'm starting my own version!
May 18, 2024 at 5:41amMastodon for Android
Show threadCassandraMay 18, 2024
@sugar @Klaxun oh hell yes, they are like 50 years overdue for a proper schism 🐿️
Show threadThe Mïghty KräckenMay 18, 2024
@Sadsquatch @sugar
I'm calling it The First Church of Scientology, Non-denominational. Our whole thing is plants. We don't believe in them.
Show threadCassandraMay 18, 2024
@sugar @Klaxun cannot wait to scoff at the naïve pre-clears who still believe in plants. Fools.