Dan ĂlaOct 31, 2023
sjvn
Since both my laptop and smartphone were stolen, I'm working from the fridge today.
Oct 31, 2023 at 5:39pmWeb
Show threadsqrt(-1)Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn very cool!
Show threadSamuelJohnsonOct 31, 2023
@mdkcore @sjvn 🔥
Show threadEsther  🌱🐾🍋 #fcknzsOct 31, 2023
@mdkcore huhuh
Show threadKelsey JordahlOct 31, 2023
@sjvn
First practical use of a smart fridge!
Show threadDave 🧱 Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn @scott
Tired: Spending hundreds on cooling my PC
Wired: Spinning up my Fridge PC
Show threadNerdeiro  Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn With all that cooling, I expect it to be overclocked to hell and back.
Show threadkira :3Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn hey @Andy fridge alert
Show threadAndyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyOct 31, 2023
@chrisisgr8 @sjvn fridge moment
Show threadBlaise Pabón - controlpl4n3Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn
Are you shittin me?
Show threadBlaise Pabón - controlpl4n3Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn
Your fridge has a microphone!?
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@blaise No, but many Samsung fridges do.
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@blaise In the real world mine doesn't, but top-of-the-line Samsung refrigerators do have microphones.
Show threadAnthonyOct 31, 2023
@[email protected] Possibly the best "work from home" setup I've ever seen.
Show threadJim MahonyOct 31, 2023

@sjvn
because ... of course you are.

Internet of ... umm ... things ?
#IoT

Show threadNiels MoseleyOct 31, 2023
@sjvn does it run Doom?
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@trcwm Of course! https://www.polygon.com/2020/10/13/21514933/doom-eternal-refrigerator-door-samsung-smart-refrigerator-xbox-game-pass-richard-mallard
Here’s a dude playing Doom Eternal on his fridge

Streamer Richard Mallard had a moment of inspiration upon realizing he could stream from his Samsung Galaxy phone to his Samsung smart fridge. Behold: Xbox Game Pass Ultimate, and Doom Eternal, on a refrigerator door.

Polygon
Show threadEsther  🌱🐾🍋 #fcknzsOct 31, 2023
@sjvn hahahaaaaa cc @Feddemonsma
Show threadMx. Savanni D'GerinelOct 31, 2023
@sjvn Well at least they can't steal that.
Show threadFrank HeijkampOct 31, 2023
@savanni @sjvn Don't challenge them.
Show threadSoliman HindyOct 31, 2023
@sjvn it seems to be refreshing! #sorry
Show threadGuy LateurOct 31, 2023
@sjvn Too bad it starts installing a 7.5 Gb update every time you want a glass of milk
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@GuyLateur That's Windows. I only run Linux on my fridges.
Show threadSantiago Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn
Show threadSimon ⛵️Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn I’m tempted to laugh at the image, but under the circumstances this seems rather uncharitable. Hope you manage to get replacements sorted and set up soon. Sorry for the inevitable hassle.
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@simon Worry not, it's just a joke. With as many computers as I have, I might not even notice if one was swiped.
Show threadSimon ⛵️Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn Phew! Cool fridge though (in both senses, hopefully!).
Show threadCourt Cantrell does not complyOct 31, 2023

@sjvn What a time to be alive.

I hope you get your tech back! 🖖

Show threadYaoi Box BalloonOct 31, 2023
@sjvn WFF
Show threadmattoOct 31, 2023
@claudiom @sjvn sorry to hear your equipment was stolen :(
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@matto @claudiom Worry not, it's just a joke.
Show threadutzer [Friendica]Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn damn... so no cold drinks while working?
Show threadChadmanOct 31, 2023
@sjvn was the help rather frosty today? :p
Show threadKatrien M MichielsOct 31, 2023
@sjvn please do an instructable on this?
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Oct 31, 2023

@sjvn

At least it's a shorter walk to the snacks.

Show threadFrank HeijkampOct 31, 2023
@sjvn The coolest computer in town.
Show threadJoseph DicksonOct 31, 2023

@sjvn your fridge would like permission to notify your contacts that you're out of milk.

Accept All / Accept Close Friends

Show threadFarah 🖖🏼🧶🏳️‍🌈Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn It looks like they also stole some of your keys from the keyboard too. Condolences
Show threadroyalOct 31, 2023
@sjvn Let's see them steal that
Show threadDandoherty1981Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn 🤣
Show threadRoss of OttawaOct 31, 2023
@sjvn Tough part will be sticking with the sensible milk in your coffee, rather than going for full-fat cream with each refill. I mean, it's right there.
Show threadWildduckOct 31, 2023
@sjvn 😂😂
This Signal changelog is for you!
https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/111293387329096591
Molly White (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image i appreciate whoever writes the @[email protected] release notes

Hachyderm.io
Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@Wildduck Ha! Love it!
Show threadChancerubbageOct 31, 2023

@sjvn @WarnerCrocker I thought those were way silly and unnecessary, and now I can imagine someone ordering groceries on them.

Fifty years back, there was grocery delivery, and calling in your order was not uncommon.

Show threadRyan LounsburyOct 31, 2023

@sjvn I remember someone throwing shade about Linux on ChromeOS stating ‘you could install Linux on a fridge but why would you?’

Well, use case verified.

Show threadsjvnOct 31, 2023
@rlounsbury GE & Canonical actually built a combo comptuer/fridge back in 2015.
Show threadKevin Karhan Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn that #Fridge is #cursed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXu4_K1tMQ&t=45s
Gilfoyle Hacks Jian Yang's Smart Fridge 🤓 Silicon Valley

YouTube
Show threadKevin Karhan Oct 31, 2023

@sjvn I also hope you made a #BitTorrent & #IPFS #Seeder in the process...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnKpNVHw-TQ

Gilfoyle Saved Pied Piper - Silicon Valley

YouTube
Show threadKevin Karhan Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn Just make shure it doesn't have #Govware on it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtWuy6JuDzU
Jared and Gilfoye saves pied Piper!!! S05E03

YouTube
Show threadAlex WildOct 31, 2023
@sjvn shame your phone was stolen, because I was gonna call to ask if your fridge was running.
Show threadAskPippa🇨🇦Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn First the desktop. Then the laptop. Now the fridgetop!
Show thread…might work for coffee…Oct 31, 2023

@sjvn

Now I want a coffee Machine with such a screen :)

Show threadnrchaOct 31, 2023
@sjvn Not bad, but they tend to freeze a lot.
Show threadGabriel NOct 31, 2023

@sjvn “at the end of the day all the food got spoiled: I worked that hard!”

[picture of the interior of the fridge that looks like a captive gremlin exploded inside]

Show threadMatej 🐙Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn dedication 💯
Show thread🍸Pooka🥕Boo🍸Oct 31, 2023
@sjvn
Show threadEsther  🌱🐾🍋 #fcknzsOct 31, 2023
@sjvn wauw……..
Show threadSimon ZerafaOct 31, 2023

@sjvn

Has the display frozen? 🫤🤷‍♂️

Show threadcaseyjonesedOct 31, 2023
@sjvn 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadOttoOct 31, 2023
@sjvn *sneaks in to take the fridge*