Yaoi Box Balloon

@monsoonrains
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Copy/Writer, Content/Marketer, Chaos/Witch, Trashy/Snob

No pronouns. Do not refer to us.

Sometimes English, sometimes German. Mostly nonsense.

Фук ю!

Neuroatypical, ace/demi panromantic, gender-free, (Irish/South African) cultural mongrel.

Often drunk.

Amazing Aladin & Samuel Crunchberg's other parent.

Pronounsthey/them/ey/em/it/its
Language(s)German, English, awful Spanish, Ukrainian - так собі, Русский - Да. Как бы
NiceRack
Label?Content!
Yaoi Box BalloonNov 13
"No, I was actually blinded by raiders after The Event."
Yaoi Box BalloonNov 2
I mean I'm basically the same as I was when I was a lil' South African child in the mid 90s 'cept now I've got money and can drink so... yeah.
Yaoi Box BalloonOct 27
People who use AI to "spruce up" photos of property listings with AI should be flayed alive in the market square and their corpses hung from the edifices of their real estate offices all summer as a warning to others.
Yaoi Box BalloonOct 19
The only way to deal with a stalker is to cut off his stalk.
Yaoi Box BalloonOct 14

James: "Oh my God. This corn is somehow cracked. I think it's my fault."

Me: "Urf. Do I look like I give a shit?"

Yaoi Box BalloonOct 14
Genuinely developing a perverse joy in telling IT colleagues and upper management that their marketing and web tactics are wildly outdated.
Yaoi Box BalloonOct 12

Sex is boring
Sex is boring

Pain is fun!
Pain is fun!

Gunna chop my fingers off ❤️
Ghnna chop my fingers off ❤️

One by one
One by one

Yaoi Box BalloonOct 8

They beheaded St. Thomas in front of the Cathedral. The Kaiser's horses tell us it was @liv 's fault.

But now the generals speak of another threat on the horizon. A greater one. We all know it. Its... The Bucket Woman

#KeepingUpAppearances #HyacinthBucket #ItsBouquet #NotBucketBouquet

Yaoi Box BalloonOct 7

Therapist: "That dark, cold northern isle you call Hibernia that you don't want to conquer isn't real. It can't hurt you."

Roman Empire: "Really, Doc? You sure?"

Therapist: "I promise you."

Hibernia: "Potatoooooeeess... Guuuiinnnesss..."

Roman Empire: *screams and turns into mediaeval Europe*

Yaoi Box BalloonOct 5
Welcome to your wife. There's no turning back.