Tom VanAntwerpOct 1, 2023
Cabel Sasser
Important announcement. CONDIMENT COW
Oct 1, 2023 at 2:59amWeb
Show threadocdtrekkieOct 1, 2023
@cabel This is a cursed image, why are you sharing it? 😂
Show threadEric SuhOct 1, 2023
@cabel udderly fantastic!
Show threadPhilip Mallegol-HansenOct 1, 2023
@cabel Okay I’ve gotta visit.
Show threadKristian TapaninahoOct 1, 2023
@cabel ummm… no mayo? This will haunt me.
Show threadbjb  Oct 1, 2023
@tapaninaho @cabel Isn't the second one from the left, mayo?
[Update] oh I didn't see the labels
Show threadShy bunnyOct 1, 2023
@cabel I would say that is more disturbing than the Dish of the Day at Milliway's.
Show threadMichael 🤨Oct 1, 2023
@cabel "Babe wake up, new nightmare material dropped."
Show threadBrian WebsterOct 1, 2023
@cabel BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE
Show threadTyler 👋Oct 1, 2023
@cabel Oh that’s clever.
Show threadOnikazeOct 1, 2023
@cabel how abnormal am I that I'm purturbed that it isn't two by two instead of four all in a line ?
Show threadGraham PerrinOct 1, 2023
@onikaze @cabel that anomaly aside, I am impressed by the realistic hinging of the side flap.
Show threadJed SchmidtOct 1, 2023
@cabel glad someone beat me to it: https://mastodon.social/@jed/109582235463908208
Show threadLouie Mantia, Jr.Oct 1, 2023
@cabel if Holsteins had this it wouldn’t have closed after a mere week
Show threadGriff FerrellOct 1, 2023
@cabel That stamp
Show threadMichael GemarOct 1, 2023
@cabel That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!
Show threadAlexisOct 1, 2023

@cabel this is a fursona just waiting for the right postfurry

and while i am not that postfurry, i can do nothing but respect them

Show threadCraig HockenberryOct 1, 2023
@cabel SQUEEZE
Show threadschlaepsOct 1, 2023
@cabel The ultimate farm to table condiments! So much better than the over commercialized way I had BBQ milk growing up.
Show threadChuck NicholsonOct 1, 2023
@cabel see also(at Pigman’s BAR-B-QUE in OBX, NC):
Show threadGraham PerrinOct 1, 2023
@scatteredbrain @cabel no trotter sauce to go with the cock? That's just wrong.
Show threadAndy JonesOct 1, 2023
@scatteredbrain @cabel "cock"
Show threadsadie🏳️‍⚧️Oct 6, 2023
@scatteredbrain @cabel COCK?????????????????????????
Show threadDavePOct 1, 2023
@cabel this should be the default way to serve condiments regardless of where you are.
Show threadOfficer-involved poopingOct 1, 2023
@cabel I feel like I'd pay to not use this.
Show threadDarryl RammOct 1, 2023
@cabel And uh, nobody has every gone up to that and sucked on the dispensers...
Show threadMatt PiperOct 1, 2023
@darryl_ramm @cabel it clearly says SQUEEZE
Show threadDewey Ritten Oct 1, 2023
@cabel so i read that as "confidence cow," and like i didn't even question it. Me: wow what a great idea! 💀
Show threadGreg ParkerOct 1, 2023
@cabel is this vegan
Show thread Kale Oct 1, 2023
@gparker @cabel wouldn't be, as it'd be animal product ;)
Show threadIngrid Hoeben Ⓥ 🇧🇪Oct 1, 2023
@cabel @Dagtwitter 🥹
Show threadTim LavoieOct 1, 2023
@cabel My wife would be completely disturbed. I want one!
Show threadStuart Longland (VK4MSL)Oct 1, 2023
@cabel That is udderly ridiculous!
Show threada stinky ox 🐂Oct 1, 2023
@cabel I love Condiment Cow! 🐄💕
Show threadBenRiceMOct 1, 2023
@cabel *returning to the table 20 minutes later with a sloshing pail of mustard*
Show threadadrian. 🔞Oct 1, 2023
@cabel important announcement: NO 😊
Show threadStenOct 1, 2023
@cabel That's udderly delightful
Show threadNickOct 1, 2023

@cabel “Barbecue, ranch, mustard, ketchup… where’s the mayo?”

“Oh, you get the mayo from the Condiment Bull.”

*Condiment Bull winks at you*

Show threadnexusOct 1, 2023
@cabel
Should be a bull for the mayonnaise …
Show threadChristophOct 1, 2023
@nexus @cabel And what for the Ketchup??
Show threadNudeln Al Dente 🐘Oct 1, 2023
@cabel 🤢
Show threadOrforio 🦊Oct 1, 2023
@cabel You can have a little ketchup, as a teat.
Show threadJosh SutphinOct 1, 2023
@cabel This is art
Show threadKyle AndersonOct 1, 2023
@cabel Can't unsee it as condom-ment 🙈
Show threadErlindeOct 1, 2023
@cabel NO.
Show threadEat This PodcastOct 1, 2023
@cabel CRISPR got you covered
Show threadMatt PiperOct 1, 2023
@cabel No “check price at Amazon” link? Is this available for my home?
Show threadCardigans Of The GalaxyOct 1, 2023
@cabel that's genius, but yet slightly disturbing 😯😯
Show thread🇨🇦 Dianne SOct 1, 2023

@cabel One of those should really dispense milk for prime authenticity.

Also, the ketchup and mustard dispensers should prominently be marked "NOT FOR USE WITH HAMBURGERS" because... you know... that's disrespectful to the cow.

Show threadAlice ‮Oct 1, 2023
@cabel why
Show threadand at nightOct 1, 2023
@cabel @grove
Show threadgrove🌿Oct 1, 2023
@QuanZillan oh to be condiment cow...
Show threadand at nightOct 1, 2023
@grove Condiment Tydo providing condiments for Grove's hot dogs
Show threadiambenzoOct 1, 2023
@cabel I want one!
Show threadEd HeilOct 1, 2023
@cabel NOPE
@BigJackBrass
Show threadAdam R. WoodOct 1, 2023
@cabel [insert Blackadder II gif of Nursie saying "A lovely lovely cow! With great big lovely udders." here]
Show threadFCLCOct 1, 2023
@cabel Instantly know what part of the world this is from, specifically because of ranch and not Mayo xD
Show threadThis is HellOct 2, 2023
@cabel @courtcan Saw something similar in the Frankfurt airport a few years ago. Grossed me out big time
Show threadlatenteOct 2, 2023
@cabel cowdiment
Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport HolderOct 3, 2023

@cabel

No.

Show threadDruid 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Oct 3, 2023
@cabel So wrong.