Dewey Ritten 

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Florida swampbilly with a knack for words. Also described as a "neo con left wing super lesbian" and yes I'm flexing here.

A lot of meandering, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.

#Infosec. #OSINT. #Nature. #Writer. #Doodles. #AuDHD. #Insomniac. #Swiftie. #Queer. #Nonbinary. #ChessPunk. #Bookworm.

birds🐦 lizards🦎 whales 🐋 elephants🐘

DeweyHomage to dewey decimal system
Rittenfuture perfect conjugation= will have wRitten
so glad I pay $30/mo for NESN......
Fuck Ohio and their crummy baseball team.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@jenniferplusplus/116135395660222954

Incredibly useful explanation of what’s really behind the curtain.

RE: https://journa.host/@samlitzinger/116132391988569534

i'm going with "the whole speech"?

My girlfriend just said we need to go grocery shopping. She's wearing a maroon mini skirt with that garter thingy and knee high leather boots. She asked what I'm in the mood for because she wants to cook at home.

I am definitely getting laid tonight.

#lgbt #trans #queer

RE: https://ohai.social/@redsad/115973864873497398

It was the ‘70s for me, but god dammit

I’m facilitating a Birds of a Feather session at #RSAC!
BOOM! Gen Z to the face
Also, you can ask them as many questions about lizards as you want. that shit is FREE.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can text librarians instead of using Google.

#generalstrike #google #fyp #uspol