Alfred Dente would be a great name for a drag king
I thought a scammer texted me but I just forgot that I changed my partner's contact photo
Whenever a radar-controlled traffic light keeps the light green for me and turns it red as I drive through the intersection, I feel like a queen being escorted through her kingdom.
Oh great, the vomit and cum trees are in bloom again
If I had a nickel for every blog post I've made, I'd have TWO nickels! Which isn't a lot of nickels, but it's more nickels than I thought I'd ever have. Also my nickels come with Atom feeds, so that's exciting.
I'm gonna come out of the closet and say Lady Gaga's Mayhem album is the best pop album since 1989
I now have a blog with a single blog post and a stubbed about page. Everybody please clap.
seeing another round of "don't favorite posts on fedi"
folks it is a kind and lovely thing to favorite someone's post and anyone who tells you not to be kind and lovely has told you something about themself
it's true that it doesn't particulary increase the distribution of your post but the idea that we're all here to get things distributed as far as possible is pretty weird
I hate recording music. During a live performance if you make a mistake, you have to remain focused to make sure the rest of the song sounds good. If you're recording a performance and you make a mistake, you just have to sit there for the rest of the song and think about what a failure you are and that you should work at a McDonald's you useless fuck
Trav / Theresa
Sara