Mastodawn

I thought a scammer texted me but I just forgot that I changed my partner's contact photo

Whenever a radar-controlled traffic light keeps the light green for me and turns it red as I drive through the intersection, I feel like a queen being escorted through her kingdom.

Michael 🤨Mar 20

Oh great, the vomit and cum trees are in bloom again

Michael 🤨Mar 19

If I had a nickel for every blog post I've made, I'd have TWO nickels! Which isn't a lot of nickels, but it's more nickels than I thought I'd ever have. Also my nickels come with Atom feeds, so that's exciting.

Michael 🤨Mar 18

Assaf 🌴Mar 17

https://d34dl0ck.me/accept-text-markdown/index.html

What If Your Browser Could Just Ask for Markdown?

<p>Every website you visit today sends you a pile of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript — even if all you wanted was to read a blog post. Your browser downloads layout grids, tracking scripts, cookie banners, and font files before you see a single paragraph of text. For a 2000-word article, the actual content might be 12 KB. Everything around it: 2 MB.</p>

Michael 🤨Mar 17

Trav / Theresa Mar 16

Michael 🤨Mar 17

I'm gonna come out of the closet and say Lady Gaga's Mayhem album is the best pop album since 1989

Michael 🤨Mar 17

I now have a blog with a single blog post and a stubbed about page. Everybody please clap.

Michael 🤨Mar 17

Sara Mar 15

seeing another round of "don't favorite posts on fedi"

folks it is a kind and lovely thing to favorite someone's post and anyone who tells you not to be kind and lovely has told you something about themself

it's true that it doesn't particulary increase the distribution of your post but the idea that we're all here to get things distributed as far as possible is pretty weird

Michael 🤨Mar 14

I hate recording music. During a live performance if you make a mistake, you have to remain focused to make sure the rest of the song sounds good. If you're recording a performance and you make a mistake, you just have to sit there for the rest of the song and think about what a failure you are and that you should work at a McDonald's you useless fuck