Jesus Christ, the amount of em-dashes I've seen in all the job postings I've come across is astonishing
I just called a meme my mom sent me "millennial-coded" and her head actually exploded. I've just spent the last 20 minutes explaining the differences in types of humor between Gen Alpha, Gen Z, Millennials, Gen Y, Gen X, and Baby Boomers. I made a slideshow. She still doesn't get it. She thinks I'm making fun of her. I regret not just sending a 😂 and letting it go
inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
What does oomf mean? Because every time I see it it reads "out of memory friend" in my head
New villain origin story unlocked: storing your cache in your config directory
Join me as I learn in real time that no laptop docking stations apparently support Linux in any capacity, sometimes explicitly being incompatible. Am I the first person to have ever used a docking station for external monitors on Linux? It feels like 2005 again.
I tried to use Fiverr to get a logo designed and while I'm happy with the result, it has to be one of the worst designed platforms I've ever used. The UI actively encouraged me to do the wrong thing at every step of the process. Thankfully the designer was really nice to work with so it all ended up okay, but I hope I never have to use that horrific website ever again
I just got some sort of sick pleasure in updating my LinkedIn profile for my upcoming job hunt. Somebody shoot me
Not me switching phone providers and thinking that instantly makes me the most interesting person in the world
Me, 2021: "Ugh, I hate it when people say buh-bye. It's so juvenile and cringe!"
Me, 2026: "Alright, talk to you later, buh-bye!"
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