A new microseason in the "Spring equinox" (春分 Shunbun) division has begun:

Sparrows start to nest (雀始巣 Suzume hajimete sukū)

This microseason will last until March 25.

#uspol #murder #ICEout #fascism

The Kent State massacre in 1970 by US National Guard killed 4 Americans.

ICE in MN has so far killed 2 Americans.

There's a new MAGA trend in social media: Eating raw chicken. I'd point out the obvious risks of doing so, but you know what, I love that for them. We'll add that to avoiding vaccines, doubting doctors and experts, owning guns, and having COVID and measles parties. If the right wishes to hasten their own demise, who am I to stand in the way?

For the rest of you, however. Avoid COVID, get vaccinated, eat properly cooked chicken, listen to your doctor, and be safer and healthier!

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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTh3hv32NLhrPBgOXrUgwp6BQaC94lt9n&jct=rzvgLmETlwUMZiz6bVZrTA

I literally giggled out loud at this all the way through!

I’ve copied and pasted the text from the image to this post below, rather than in the alt text due to its length.

It’s a photo of a magazine or newspaper column entitled, “how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?”.

- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

- Rottweiler: Make me.

- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

- Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!

- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..

- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

- The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

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