Today's Totally True News story: ICE Incarcerates Newborn Born on US-Bound Flight
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-20-ice.php
Today's Totally True News: Jesus Admits it Might Take Three or Four More Comings to Do the Job
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-17-jesus.php
Today's Totally True News: Study Shows Canadians Order "Double-Double" Only Because of Peer Pressure
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-16-double-double.php
Moon On Track to Become Canada's 11th Province
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-14-moon.php
It's Monday, so time for another Totally True News Story: Canada Post to Halt Delivery Except to One Toronto Post Office
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-13-canada-post.php
The US Government is trying to force Reddit to doxx a user who was critical of ICE, and is trying to use the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930 to justify this bullshit.
Anyone think the US hasn't descended into fascism?
https://theintercept.com/2026/04/10/reddit-ice-protest-grand-jury/
Today's Totally True News: Political Shocker as Chicken Crosses the Road to Join the Ducks
https://dianne.skoll.ca/writings/totally-true-news/2026-04-10-chicken.php
I've started a little comedy project to write Beaverton-like satirical "news" stories. The first few are up; gonna try to do one every day, Monday-Friday.
"Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true."
allosaurusfragilis on tumblr
Transgender World