guessing this means the cardboard box itself is 10 calories?

enlisting line returns, ampersands, and url illiteracy in the war against libertarian disinformation.

cringe-watching chess.com gamify itself into swarm.

lighting up my nice tomato candle c/o @jenn, whose sick burns are hotter/smarter than ever. https://bugsrock.online/

trying to imagine starting an article on epstein with a quote from an epstein (no relation). at 3,000ish students, bard’s expected number of epsteins would be .14… like, did the reporter google “epstein bard” and go from there? https://www.dailyfreeman.com/2026/02/12/bard-college-students-condemn-ties-between-botstein-and-epstein/

using local baguette taste testing as a chance to teach my friends about ranked choice voting.

at once decrepit and sublime, amtrak’s lake shore limited.

playing hookie from a work thing to get @pluralistic’s help surviving the enshittocene.