@hacks4pancakes
Damn that looks better on you than it does on the topless model in the link you posted...
You ain't an idiot, you look FANTASTIC!
Holy crap that is totally on-brand for you and looks frickin 'fantastic.
And now you won't be distracted by it anymore, because it's yours. 😁
A steep price for polyester, but you would rock that thing. Haggle! Their margins must be astronomical :)
@hacks4pancakes I can see why! There’s a lot to think about:
Do those spikes on the inner lining keep going? What would that be like? What if someone bumped into me? Or maybe a door… And what if my midsection were to become cold? Do the spikes need to be removed for cleaning? … I could think about this jacket for a few hours solid every time I saw it. 
@hacks4pancakes no lies detected.
I prefer to think of it as being your Id