I live in a country, ostensibly run by adults, where a major political party can't decide whether it's Mickey Mouse or Barbie that poses the greater threat.
We have nuclear weapons, by the way.
@mattblaze these same people have a non-zero chance of controlling their useโ€ฆ
@mattblaze ironically they will hate Oppenheimer too. Inconvenient history of political railroading of experts by power-hungry politicians is very prominent in that film.
@Noupside @mattblaze Commie to the right of them
Commie to the left of them
Commie behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd.

@mattblaze LOL! I love this timeline... don't you love this timeline... this is the best timeline ๐Ÿ™ƒ

(I wish you were wrong, I wish this wasn't a thing but we don't get nice things...)

@mattblaze And zero self-awareness when critiquing the โ€œsanityโ€ of other countries who seek to acquire them.
@mattblaze Not to mention that you're part of a global economy in which two of the richest and best-known businessmen are, at this moment, preparing for a public physical fight against each other.
@mattblaze Another note: I'm old enough to remember when left-wingers around the world saw both Mickey Mouse and Barbie as symbols of everything wrong with US capitalism, US consumerism, and US mass culture. I don't think they ever got nearly as ridiculous about it as the global right-wing is getting now, though.

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I guess you will enjoy Barbie when you see it.

@mattblaze and yet the answer is actually "Oppenheimer"
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subcontext of "major political party" hits different if there are 20 of them, or just 2

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I know what is said and known about Disneyโ€™s ties to Nazism, but Klaus Barbie is clearly the greater threat.

@mattblaze โ€ฆ โ€œWe have nuclear weapons, by the way.โ€

โ€ฆ and, we will forever remember Barbenheimerโ€™s dedicaded hard work & leadership on the Manhattan Project! ๐Ÿ˜˜

@mattblaze I would argue Mickey Mouse for sure
@mattblaze I'd suggest you move up here but one of our parties has gone that way too. I'm hoping the next election shows them the folly of their direction, but not confidently.
@mattblaze On the other hand, we have three national parties plus one that exists only in Quebec but has seats in Parliament, so the folly isn't nearly as popular here yet.

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You've heard of the Executive Branch, the Legistlative Branch, and the Judicial Branch?

@mattblaze Thatโ€™s been true for a while now, itโ€™s just that for most of that time it was the left railing against Barbie and Bud Light as symbols of continued gender stereotypes (Math is hard) and corporate mediocracy because welcome to the 21st century.
@mattblaze Last year it was Mr. Potato Head's genitals...

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Perhaps Barbie and Minnie Mouse could discuss?

@mattblaze Sounds like An Onion headline but it's reality ๐Ÿ˜œ
@mattblaze Hey now, the important thing is that the GOP has given up entirely on solving school shootings. #priorities
@mattblaze They've been in cahoots for some time.
@mattblaze Don't forget Drag Queens.

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One to increase efficiencies wherever I can, I propose in the next film for Barbie to enter into an open relationship with Ken and invite Mickey Mouse.

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However, the same political party seemed to think Joe Camel was just fine. (3 years after introduction, Joe was as recognizable to 6-year-olds as Mickey Mouse ... now that's MARKETING.)

@mattblaze I live in a country where neither major party thinks that management consulting firms are fucking thieves.

And neither thinks that PWC, Deloitte et al should have their assets seized and nationalized.

And, yes, one of these parties even says 'Only we are on the side of the #workers'.

@mattblaze When we all know itโ€™s a frogโ€ฆ
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Which country is that?
(Sorry, I live in the UK. Sometimes itโ€™s hard to tell.)
@mattblaze uk run by a out of touch billionaire who is afraid of lettuce. Canada run by a clown. Yeah. Needs help.
@mattblaze adults only by physical age, though.
@mattblaze Here in the UK the same cast of people are terrified of small boats. I reckon that with an original print of Tugboat Mickey I could secure the surrender of both the UK and USA by teatime (EST).
@mattblaze Clearly, Barbie, because she is real.
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