Waterluvian

@waterluvian
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Geographer-turned-roboticist trying to curry favour with our soon-to-be overlords. 

I’m endeavouring to be a kinder, more gentle soul on here.
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A fugue is just a mashup of a simple piece remixed three extra times.

(this would kill with a very specific audience… or maybe my sense of humour is baroque)

Adhering to Price is Right rules to the very end, Bob Barker dead at 99.

Podcast premise:

Have you ever wandered Wikipedia, clicking link after link until you’re nowhere near the topic you began with? The podcast could wander from topic to topic in maths, science and engineering, based on their various links.

And it could be titled:

Chain Enlightening: an ADHD Podcast.

Hey @Popehat I think “Travelling Pro Bono Anti-SLAPP Lawyer” just became a far more viable career option.

“How much management experience do you have?”

“Does cable management count?”

Russians by and large behaving like docile cattle as their dictators destroy their future. Meanwhile I’m moments away from starting a ^%*$ing revolution because this *^%*ing Smart TV’s interface is terrible and constantly pushy about signing in and being added to wifi.
I wish I was normal enough to know what to say to a friend whose cat is departing today.

Executive: “The box is really busy. Can’t you just call them Dinkies?”

Marketing: “That would make people think they’re mini.”

Executive: “oh, well Twink Dongs it is.”

Marketing: “…we’ll get back to you on that.”

My Gram Gram three months later: “I sure could go for a Twink Dong right now.”

The amount of trouble that I’m in is proportional to how much of my full name my wife addresses me by.

https://youtu.be/p85VHMpE0to

“So what genre is your game?”

“It’s a 2D 3D pixel art adventure horror RPG minigame racing sim dating sim farming sim cooking sim reastaurant management dance arcade shooter graphic novel.”

DAVE THE DIVER | Official Launch Trailer

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