The reason Mastodon is better than Twitter is everybody who is funny on Twitter is doing it to build a brand and socially climb and everybody who is funny on Mastodon is doing it because they are deeply mentally ill
And also everybody who isn't funny on Twitter is a Nazi
@LadyDragonfly excuse me!? i wasn't funny on twitter, (or mastodon for that matter) but I very much wasn't/am not a nazi!

@LadyDragonfly mastodon 🤝 tumblr

Being unmarketable

@Zackstarkid now you're getting it!! 💚
@heltRimlig planning on staying a kleptoparasite for the rest of my life
@LadyDragonfly That made me snort with laughter
@LadyDragonfly I mean I had a lot of followers on Twitter specifically because I was mentally ill 😂
@LadyDragonfly You could do me the courtesy of @ me next time you call me out directly.
@LadyDragonfly I wouldn't so flippantly discount mental illness as a source to my old Twitter posts, but I believe there is a lot to what you say.
@LadyDragonfly wow I did not expect to be attacked quite like this this morning 😂
@LadyDragonfly lmao why is this so accurate
@LadyDragonfly I'm only shallowly mentally ill. And only shallowly funny.
@LadyDragonfly Had my first toot from someone pushing a product or something the other day. I clicked to not follow that person and my feed stopped showing it to me. Amazing.
@LadyDragonfly are you telling me I can't be funny and climb the ladder on mastodon!?
@nickanderson you can but it's more of a social stepstool
@LadyDragonfly whew ok. /me gets ready for the next rung.
@LadyDragonfly I actually have a very shallow mental illness
@LadyDragonfly stop, the way I cackled ​ (it's true)
@LadyDragonfly had me in he first half. NGL
@LadyDragonfly Thanks! It's great to be noticed.
@LadyDragonfly Suddenly, I don’t mind not being that funny any more.
@LadyDragonfly Haha, I feel totally called out now!
@LadyDragonfly i dont get it. Is this supposed to be funny?
@LadyDragonfly damn it Lana stop accessing my camera! I hate being that seen 🫠
@LadyDragonfly Then there's Elon Musk, who's mentally ill, thinks he's funny and is trying to build a brand. Unexpected combinations and hijinks ensue...
@LadyDragonfly
I resentble that accusation
@LadyDragonfly you get the irony there right ?😂​
@walkerb no I am very stupid explain it to me
@LadyDragonfly my sock puppet friend says that’s absolutely not what his account is for. 🧦🪩

@LadyDragonfly

I feel seen 😂🤦‍♂️

@LadyDragonfly
I’m not mentally ill, I actually am a doorframe
@LadyDragonfly this tracks. Tbh my community there had pretty much the same vibes 😅
@LadyDragonfly
Thanks for the characterization, I feel much better now 🥴
@LadyDragonfly This reminds me of the post that was like, “The difference between TikTok and Tumblr is if people on Tumblr are stealing human bones, it is because something genuinely is wrong with them, but if the trend on TikTok is stealing human bones, it is because someone is trying to sell shovels” 😂
@LadyDragonfly
I both platforms the jokes are casted to the void.