El Jefe "

@eljefedsecurit@infosec.exchange
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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots. aik Kalaki!
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As you are preparing for your annual password change, I would like to remind you that our password policy clearly states that all characters are special.

I know exactly who needs to read this:

remember: you turned tail and ran.

Microsoft’s Patch Parade: 70 Security Flaws and a Zero-Day to Keep You on Your Toes!

Microsoft patches over 70 security flaws, highlights urgent CLFS zero-day vulnerability. Protect your system from hackers' buffet of exploits. Stay updated!
https://thenimblenerd.com/?p=1031262

Microsoft’s Patch Parade: 70 Security Flaws and a Zero-Day to Keep You on Your Toes!

Microsoft has issued patches for over 70 security flaws, spotlighting a zero-day vulnerability in the Windows Common Log File System (CLFS). Dubbed CVE-2024-49138, this bug is actively exploited, allowing SYSTEM privileges through buffer overflow. Meanwhile, the Windows LDAP bug is so dire, Microsoft suggests disconnecting Domain Controllers from the internet.

The Nimble Nerd
what if...now hear me out now... WHAT IF??? el cheeto put that 1st round of cabinet picks out there as gun fodder for the masses so he can remove the smart & active idiots first? like Napoleon, it's very Machiavellian, imho.

I hereby declare my handle on Bluesky is @eljefe.social

This is my verification unto myself.

It begins.
You think Americans were disliked in the word before? You were wrong. Now they're disliked and ridiculed. Have fun living this down for decades to come.
There aren't more than like 11 people on fedi. The rest is just bots. Watch me post this from my other accounts

remember, Rebels:
when we lose hope, we still have fear.
so,

make them fear.

I don't think I can get my bathroom remodel done in time before tariffs and the labor deportations begin.

🎵... I will hold the candle
Til it burns up my arm!

I'll keep taking punches
Until their will grows tired.

I will stare the sun down
Until my eyes go blind

No, I won't change direction
I won't change my mind!

But How much difference, does it make? 🎵