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Chris HallbeckIf you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
ᗪavid John. דָּוִד יוֹחָנָןTHE best toot I have seen in months. Thanks for the chuckle.
Aviva Gary
Joyographic@Chrishallbeck once me and a lover were making out in a cave. We get back and there was a bear right there. We'd been making out in a bear cave when the bear was out having lunch.
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yomimono, still on land
Simon LucyYou're saying the bear joined in,
•the bear got pissed and ate your lover,
•the bear shouted the equivalent of "Not Again!" and stormed off,
•something else?
(Edited for accuracy)
Gareth@joyographic @Chrishallbeck it wasn't me (the bear, that is)
Json Doh@joyographic did you feel lucky that the bear had already had lunch?
Stefan Scholl
Simon Pegg Loves To Torture His Twitter Followers | CONAN on TBS
Xymon@Chrishallbeck the Free Candy van is here!
ator robot@Chrishallbeck here's the "haunted" house then. I think I can see the red paint LMAO. wish me luck 😉
Stargeezer Smith@Chrishallbeck
I usually wonder if there's a wumpus in the "next" cave.
I usually wonder if there's a wumpus in the "next" cave.
Marcus Bointon@Chrishallbeck @stargazersmith flap flap flap superbat attack!
Wendy Lady@Chrishallbeck damn. That's much better than my last post on Twitter which was "fuck this, I'm out" and this gif:
Steve@NerdRage42 @Chrishallbeck my last tweet was just this gif nothing else
Thomas@Chrishallbeck "I'm taking a canoe trip with 3 buddies down in Georgia..."
Jeremy Burge@Chrishallbeck also relevant: when you mostly post TikToks from a boat for a year then disappear, people think you have sunk (true story 😅)
66gardeners@Chrishallbeckbetter yet, announce your return and not your departure
heather! horns!@Chrishallbeck announcing a social media sabbatical is like telling the bakery that you've pledged to stop eating cake. if you're tempted, you'll know everyone will see you lost your resolve.
(this is why i do it)
emily dogmom@Chrishallbeck it's hilarious to me that I saw this because @void_friend boosted it.... I was excitedly reading their toots about getting ready to go cold camping in lapland and then I heard NOTHING and I was like, ....did they die
@Chrishallbeck They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes...drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out.
Gumpy2@Chrishallbeck “this gas station sushi cant be that bad right?”
Tim@Chrishallbeck hey! Haven’t seen you around since I deleted my Instagram years ago. 👋🏻
@elset Glad you found me again 😊
Jeff Grigg"Astronaut Michael Collins said "if you had any balls, you'd say 'oh my God what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic" when Neil Armstrong pondered what to say on the surface of the moon."
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(It's not true. But we *wish* it were!!! 🤣 )
Jamie@Chrishallbeck I just made this my FB cover photo, people love it.
VIRAL@Chrishallbeck 😂 that’s a good one
kctipton@Chrishallbeck "You were eaten by a grue"
Architectus 🌆 
@Chrishallbeck god, I truly wish I had this idea the day I quit bird site
John Harris@Chrishallbeck
"I think it's the blue wire."
"It's been in the fridge for a month but it still looks okay."
"I'm gonna use my Sodastream to carbonate coffee."
"I think it's the blue wire."
"It's been in the fridge for a month but it still looks okay."
"I'm gonna use my Sodastream to carbonate coffee."
Jim Hughes ☢️@rodneylives @Chrishallbeck hey, look at this dusty old videotape we found, can't wait to see what's on it
danielkrah@Chrishallbeck A cocaine bear 😂
Harry Callahan@Chrishallbeck Are these mushrooms edible?
Jason Petersen (he)@Chrishallbeck @Gargron well the problem is there are people who are interesting and funny on here, then there are those who announce social media sabbaticals
Saivad@Chrishallbeck made me laugh. Thanks for that!
Pyperkub@Chrishallbeck I wonder if I'll be eaten by a grue.
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MemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲I wonder if I have enough line to rapell to the ground?
الحرية لفلسطين חופש לפלסטין@Chrishallbeck Flying over the Bermuda triangle nooooooow...
Daniel Roberts@Chrishallbeck Ha ha. Very good!
My camera shoots fascists"BRB testing out my new homemade rocket."
"Shit! Earthquake!"
"Can anyone tell me what a gas leak smells like?"
*very close up photo of a rattlesnake* "Is this a gopher snake?"
"Quick, can someone tell me how to use this Epi pen?"
🤷♂️
gws"Installing updates, be right back."
#FiveWordTechHorror
#FiveWordTechHorror
Dani Danis
Tara the Developer@Chrishallbeck that actually reminds me, I have this button here tha
LucifarGundamSeacrest- out!
XorOwl@Chrishallbeck i once saw someone exit with "yee haw partner! Im goin to cowboy jail!" Before their server went offline.
That one will stick with me.
sabik@Chrishallbeck "Hey, guys, I think I found a place of honour! I bet all kinds of highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here!"
Eoin O'Beara@Chrishallbeck I've never understood when people apologise for taking a social media break. Mostly no-one cares.
Fluffbell 🪼@Chrishallbeck life hack
Agant@Chrishallbeck And he never came back..
Robert Mizen@Chrishallbeck Your my new favourite person :D
Tawahwah@Chrishallbeck or as Billy Connolly used to say, when leaving a group of friends perhaps to go to the bathroom, just announce ‘ you may not see me for some time’
msgbi
Siegfried.@Chrishallbeck In Germany you could post: "Today I should take the bicycle instead of car."
estarriol