Chris Hallbeck

@Chrishallbeck
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A very quiet sneeze is a shhneeze.
How many kids in grocery stores only know these characters as cereal mascots?
I couldn’t believe the loud sound made by the container of counterfeit tennis equipment falling over. It was a real racket racket racket.
I stayed up too late and now need some pre-breakfast. A little bit of an early muncheon. Just a tiny snackerbite.
Imposter Syndrome

Me: Wow, remember that fun movie I watched hundreds of times as a kid? I wonder if that director made anything else I know.

Wikipedia: This universally panned movie not only destroyed the careers of the director and cast, it lost so much money the studio went out of business.

Me: I see.

I really wanted to get a job adding up all the best flavors of ice cream but it turns out there’s no accounting for taste.
Sketchbook.
It still cracks me up how often I will pick out a podcast to listen to while I work and immediately have to pause it because I’m doing lip sync for the next animation.