Chris Hallbeck

@Chrishallbeck
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Cartoonist. Animator.
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Chris HallbeckDec 7

Movie podcast in my headphones: “And that was starring James Caan.”

Me out loud: “Khaaaaan!!!”

My bewildered son: “… w h a t ?”

Chris HallbeckNov 25
What’s your score on the apple test?
Chris HallbeckNov 24
Video games from my childhood have me over prepared for the amount of barrels full of toxic waste I would encounter in my adult life.
Chris HallbeckNov 23
Watching the movie Aliens and I’m confused. Is the Queen an elected official or is it more of a family bloodline thing?
Chris HallbeckNov 19

[frog at an open mic night]

“So I said what’s wrong? Do you have me in your throat?”

*crickets*

*frog goes nuts trying to eat the crickets*

Chris HallbeckNov 19
I’m trying to eat better but the bacteria in my guts love leftover Halloween candy.
Chris HallbeckNov 18
“Pics or it didn’t happen!” says the wizard as the dent in the car door repairs itself before any photographic evidence was taken.
Chris HallbeckNov 17
When I go to the grocery store to just buy one item I make sure I don’t get a cart or basket so that when I get to the checkout I look like a complete idiot struggling to not drop the twelve other things I picked out.
Chris HallbeckNov 16

Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.

Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.

Chris HallbeckNov 15
Look, if you really want to ruin some of my woodworking tools, you should get on my level.