If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

@Chrishallbeck

"Astronaut Michael Collins said "if you had any balls, you'd say 'oh my God what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic" when Neil Armstrong pondered what to say on the surface of the moon."

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(It's not true. But we *wish* it were!!! 🤣 )