Chris HallbeckIf you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
Joyographic@Chrishallbeck once me and a lover were making out in a cave. We get back and there was a bear right there. We'd been making out in a bear cave when the bear was out having lunch.
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yomimono, still on land
Simon LucyYou're saying the bear joined in,
•the bear got pissed and ate your lover,
•the bear shouted the equivalent of "Not Again!" and stormed off,
•something else?
(Edited for accuracy)
Gareth@joyographic @Chrishallbeck it wasn't me (the bear, that is)
Json Doh@joyographic did you feel lucky that the bear had already had lunch?