RE: https://mastodon.social/@jk/116350607793488159
I’m sorry but living this way on an iPhone is insane.
| City | Denver |
| Goes On | The Computer |
| Energy | Divorced Dad |
| Loves | Dogs |
RE: https://mastodon.social/@jk/116350607793488159
I’m sorry but living this way on an iPhone is insane.
Vaguely jealous of people who can muster any kind of excitement.
About Artemis, but also generally.
NINETY DAYS
NINETY INCIDENTS
NINETY PERCENT
YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE
A billionaire enters a gas station. Seeing the "Leave a penny, take a penny" dish on the counter, he scoops up all of the coins and pockets them.
"I'm a genius," he says to the protesting clerk. "I earned this money. Anybody could have taken it, but only I had the vision to see what was possible."