Gredelston
Lesley Carhart 
Rob, just fire me now.
XenoPhage 
@hacks4pancakes Awesome description. I love it.
Michael Olsen
spaf@hacks4pancakes What a great description!
samir, an unknown quantity@hacks4pancakes Only one of these sounds fun.
nobody@hacks4pancakes I am going to totally steal that for my next exec presentation!!
Ellie@hacks4pancakes This is a great explanation of social dynamics for people who don't go to a lot of weddings.
@hacks4pancakes Of course, eloping is when you want to take extreme measures and only disclose sensitive information to an Elvis impersonator.
DHL Sec @spaf @hacks4pancakes eloping sounds like shadow it
FeralRobots@hacks4pancakes Fire you for one of the most apt analogies I've read in years?
Ok...I guess....🤷
Ok...I guess....🤷
Ed Boykin ðŸ”@hacks4pancakes great analogies. #3 seems like it would be a lot of fun
Tindra@aviator @hacks4pancakes #3 would be a lot of fun to be the only sober person at, because then you’re the only one who remembers what happened and get to hold it over everyone’s heads.
@TindrasGrove @aviator fair point.
@hacks4pancakes @aviator I mean, I’m sure the drunk peeps would also enjoy themselves. (Or stab each other. Whatever.)
But there’s something special about being the only sober person.
Jack Daniel (often offline)@aviator @hacks4pancakes add a couple of zeroes to the attendance number, then double it and you have ______.
THM@hacks4pancakes OMG that is so true.
I'm going to commit this one to memory.
Altytwo Altryness, BS @hacks4pancakes idgi where’s the lie?
James Donohoe@hacks4pancakes
For the next portion of my talk we'll discuss "The Wedding Problem" in networks.
For the next portion of my talk we'll discuss "The Wedding Problem" in networks.