Rob, just fire me now.
@hacks4pancakes great analogies. #3 seems like it would be a lot of fun
@aviator @hacks4pancakes #3 would be a lot of fun to be the only sober person at, because then you’re the only one who remembers what happened and get to hold it over everyone’s heads.

@hacks4pancakes @aviator I mean, I’m sure the drunk peeps would also enjoy themselves. (Or stab each other. Whatever.)

But there’s something special about being the only sober person.

@aviator @hacks4pancakes add a couple of zeroes to the attendance number, then double it and you have ______.