samir, a terminally deprecated method

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Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably.

A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza.

Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out.

Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off.

PM me for my Signal handle.

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pronounshe/him; they/them
locationZürich, Switzerland
bloghttps://functional.computer/
samir, a terminally deprecated method17h ago
Dr. Marco Klement | Photo20h ago

Es ist Kirschblütenzeit! 🌸

Genauer ist diese eine Kirschpflaume (Prunus cerasifera).

#photography #cherryblossom #nature #bloomscrolling

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Show threadAndre Videla1d ago
@julesh the OG
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▽ some dragnsJan 11, 2021
the thought "coffee is tea" entered my head unbidden and i had to make the whole alignment chart in order to banish it
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Show threadmhoye1d ago

@mayintoronto I wrote this a few months ago: https://exple.tive.org/blarg/2025/10/09/measuring-up/

"Give me one number" is the tell, one number is always the tell.

Measuring Up | blarg

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May Likes Toronto1d ago

For the 80th time, OKRs are a team metric, not for individuals.

Please. Stop this.

samir, a terminally deprecated method2d ago
Julia Evans2d ago

how diffie hellman key exchange works

(with as little math as possible)

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Show threadSteve Williams2d ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Absolute prime Bollard food.

https://toot.community/@blabberlicious/112059949751466702

Steve Williams (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Catch of the day. There is a junction at Tooting that has achieved legendary status. FUVs* try to cut the turn by ignoring the clear markings and driving over the pedestrian walkway - only to meet the sharp end of a nicely placed metal bollard. Driver was ‘outraged’. 😂 I have 20 of these ‘catches’ Will post some more choice ones, when I can find them. Edit: I’ve been inducted into the #WorldBollardAssociation * FarkU #suv #waragainstcars #waroncars

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Human Brain Enthusiast2d ago

Everything “HP” is terrible.

The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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Justified Ancient of Moomin3d ago
I would absolutely buy this