pokemon npc dialogue
yearning
yeet and yoink
why you hatin
my brain is seized by shitposts
worlds tallest vampire
things to do in london
this fucking paper
post-email aftercare
kOSHA
the matrix
a fun new way of responding to anon hate
a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism
this is no longer a robbery
paul simon mpreg: the context
porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )
phone sex over walkie talkies
woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension
honey nut cheerio
store bought is fine
bat
sometimes i feel
twas i that set the house ablaze
you're so strong
a little f slur
gender is a performance
orpheus
skeleton parts, identified
thank you
succubating
evaporated milk
scarborough fair
fuck
gay and stupid maze
guillermo del toro
how much cum
pirates water
reverse cowgirl
i am an adult who studies physics
tolkien's work
tiny yet crucial error
papal titty slider
harson and hanslaughter
jesus in a hot topic
necroprancer
real ufo
freud
with keanu
fallen trains
the bit
the most french sentence ever to be written in english
i wanna brush you like an enamel
much to think about
vanilla extract
gamer girls make do
bottom storage
negative context
i wish boys could play basketball
printer
this does the rounds on tumblr all the time in a post by allthingsmustpass1970 captioned "they should do emmys for gifs" and shit yeah they should do emmys for gifs because I pause to watch it every time
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@stavvers "I to am in this episode" 🤣
@stavvers That wins for best drama, and for musical or comedy I nominate the Bjork/Diddy phone call
@stavvers i went ahead and gave it a Jiffy
@stavvers Well I hadn't seen this so thankyou

@stavvers He is wrong ALL THE TIME and although very entertaining, rewatching the first three seasons that I keep as a trophy I accindetally stole from a narcissist drove me slightly mad. He's wrong like 80% of the time! He only gets it right because they let him keep guessing until a drunk child vomits the shape of a horse and he goes "oh what if it's horse poisoning let's try that"

(also they should have stuck with the original title of "Cunt")

@stavvers As a Stanford fan, I said the exact same thing in the 70’s
@stavvers the person on the left in the bottom one looks like Judi Dench, so could it be a Bond film?

@rosamundi @stavvers
And the one on the right is Javier Bardem.
Skyfall, IIRC.

The broader point about keeping your baddies handy for the purposes of plot exposition stands.

@stavvers I *thought* the last screenshot here might be the Twelfth Doctor visiting the Master/"Missy"(1) in the Vault, but after finding https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Vault_(The_Pilot) I think I'm wrong, so there's a fifth example.

The modern Doctor Who seasons have a whole thing about putting girls and women in boxes (for punishment, for rescuing, for tragedy) so at the time I thought it was just part of that. But yeah.

(1) Which is a whole nother rant.

The Vault (The Pilot)

The Vault, hidden beneath the campus of St Luke's University in Bristol, was a Quantum Fold Chamber which contained Missy. The Twelfth Doctor made a oath to protect the chamber for a thousand years. Like some other examples of Time Lord technology, the chamber was bigger on the inside. The interior resembled a nondescript room with some tables and chairs and, even though it was a sealed unit located underground, windows that allowed light to enter the chamber. A centrepiece of the chamber was a

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@stavvers All I know is that “gayweeddaddy69” is taken as a user name, and now I’m too sad to make crepes.
@stavvers Quite relatable, honestly. Wait, have I been in France too long?
@stavvers is it champing or chomping?
@stavvers call my girls the bits cause there’s 64 of them in my system
@stavvers would this be the equivalent of a fallen arch angel?
@FiXato @stavvers as far as I'm concerned this thing is equal to Lucifer
@alilly given Lilith's relation to Lucifer in the TV series, I'll take your word for it. ;)
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@stavvers "Better to rule in Tulsa than serve in Tokyo" --the bus

@stavvers

Geneva has them with 2 bends, was HUUGGE!

@stavvers This is an occurrence that you seriously need to consider in the tabletop roleplaying game Nobilis. One of the main reason I want to play it more.

@stavvers You need to consider what aspect of the train is corrupted.

Is it no longer confined to rails? Does this mean it made a deal with sinister powers like Oil? (Pictured above.)

Does it no longer serve the public good trough the humble transportation of passengers and cargo? Did it forsake it for a path of violence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_gun

Or does it slowly corrupts everyone inside, building it's insidious influence? (Not pictured.)

Railway gun - Wikipedia

@stavvers Can't lie, I want this

@stavvers Absolutely inspired. I bet Keanu would love it too.

(I've been watching his Youtube shorts. Very silly man.)

@stavvers Has Kneau gone all Gwenth Paltrow on us?
@stavvers this is so wholesome <3
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Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights: (Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it…

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@stavvers you can't spell Freud without feud.