the matrix

a fun new way of responding to anon hate

a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism

this is no longer a robbery

paul simon mpreg: the context

porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )

phone sex over walkie talkies

woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension

honey nut cheerio

store bought is fine

bat

sometimes i feel

twas i that set the house ablaze

you're so strong

a little f slur

gender is a performance

orpheus

skeleton parts, identified

thank you

succubating

evaporated milk

scarborough fair

fuck

gay and stupid maze

guillermo del toro

how much cum

pirates water

reverse cowgirl

i am an adult who studies physics

tolkien's work

tiny yet crucial error

papal titty slider

harson and hanslaughter

jesus in a hot topic

necroprancer

real ufo

freud

with keanu

fallen trains

the bit