cloth mother and wire mother
pokemon npc dialogue
yearning
yeet and yoink
why you hatin
my brain is seized by shitposts
worlds tallest vampire
things to do in london
this fucking paper
post-email aftercare
kOSHA
the matrix
a fun new way of responding to anon hate
a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism
this is no longer a robbery
paul simon mpreg: the context
porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )
phone sex over walkie talkies
woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension
honey nut cheerio
store bought is fine
bat
sometimes i feel
twas i that set the house ablaze
you're so strong
a little f slur
gender is a performance
orpheus
skeleton parts, identified
thank you
succubating
evaporated milk
scarborough fair
fuck
gay and stupid maze
guillermo del toro
how much cum
pirates water
reverse cowgirl
i am an adult who studies physics
tolkien's work
tiny yet crucial error
papal titty slider
harson and hanslaughter
jesus in a hot topic
necroprancer
real ufo
freud
with keanu
fallen trains
the bit
the most french sentence ever to be written in english
i wanna brush you like an enamel
much to think about
vanilla extract
gamer girls make do
bottom storage
negative context
i wish boys could play basketball
printer
this does the rounds on tumblr all the time in a post by allthingsmustpass1970 captioned "they should do emmys for gifs" and shit yeah they should do emmys for gifs because I pause to watch it every time
@stavvers As a Stanford fan, I said the exact same thing in the 70’s
@stavvers the person on the left in the bottom one looks like Judi Dench, so could it be a Bond film?

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And the one on the right is Javier Bardem.
Skyfall, IIRC.

The broader point about keeping your baddies handy for the purposes of plot exposition stands.

@stavvers I *thought* the last screenshot here might be the Twelfth Doctor visiting the Master/"Missy"(1) in the Vault, but after finding https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Vault_(The_Pilot) I think I'm wrong, so there's a fifth example.

The modern Doctor Who seasons have a whole thing about putting girls and women in boxes (for punishment, for rescuing, for tragedy) so at the time I thought it was just part of that. But yeah.

(1) Which is a whole nother rant.

The Vault (The Pilot)

The Vault, hidden beneath the campus of St Luke's University in Bristol, was a Quantum Fold Chamber which contained Missy. The Twelfth Doctor made a oath to protect the chamber for a thousand years. Like some other examples of Time Lord technology, the chamber was bigger on the inside. The interior resembled a nondescript room with some tables and chairs and, even though it was a sealed unit located underground, windows that allowed light to enter the chamber. A centrepiece of the chamber was a

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@stavvers All I know is that “gayweeddaddy69” is taken as a user name, and now I’m too sad to make crepes.
@stavvers Quite relatable, honestly. Wait, have I been in France too long?
@stavvers is it champing or chomping?
@stavvers call my girls the bits cause there’s 64 of them in my system
@stavvers would this be the equivalent of a fallen arch angel?
@FiXato @stavvers as far as I'm concerned this thing is equal to Lucifer
@alilly given Lilith's relation to Lucifer in the TV series, I'll take your word for it. ;)
@stavvers
@stavvers "Better to rule in Tulsa than serve in Tokyo" --the bus

@stavvers

Geneva has them with 2 bends, was HUUGGE!

@stavvers This is an occurrence that you seriously need to consider in the tabletop roleplaying game Nobilis. One of the main reason I want to play it more.

@stavvers You need to consider what aspect of the train is corrupted.

Is it no longer confined to rails? Does this mean it made a deal with sinister powers like Oil? (Pictured above.)

Does it no longer serve the public good trough the humble transportation of passengers and cargo? Did it forsake it for a path of violence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_gun

Or does it slowly corrupts everyone inside, building it's insidious influence? (Not pictured.)

Railway gun - Wikipedia

@stavvers Can't lie, I want this

@stavvers Absolutely inspired. I bet Keanu would love it too.

(I've been watching his Youtube shorts. Very silly man.)

@stavvers Has Kneau gone all Gwenth Paltrow on us?
@stavvers this is so wholesome <3
Jordan’s Blog

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights: (Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it…

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@stavvers This is the most wholesome thing 
@stavvers that’s horrifying :’)
@stavvers This thread is amazing thank you
@stavvers I kind of hope keanu on this post reaches out to that mom and works with her to make an official calendar for the next year. That would be awesome.
@stavvers you can't spell Freud without feud.
@stavvers written by, directed by, and starring Tina Belcher.
@stavvers Wait there were livestreams in 2011??