Another Angry Womanporn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )
this does the rounds on tumblr all the time in a post by allthingsmustpass1970 captioned "they should do emmys for gifs" and shit yeah they should do emmys for gifs because I pause to watch it every time
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺
Otaku Hot Girl 🍙💅🏿@stavvers I know all except a:aou
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)⬆️ For those wondering about the abbreviations https://fanlore.org/wiki/Ao3_mcu_a:aou_abo_bdsm_ot3_hs_au_pwp
fdr
Garry ☑️@stavvers ryanair cabin bag restriction hack of the day
The Duality of Xan@stavvers @Damnedshrubs It’s all good fun until you have to go through airport security with a bare ass.
mj@stavvers j(ansp)orts
ıƞıᵹєƞɑ // ɪɴꜰᴏᴛᴏхɪɴ
tricia@stavvers JanShorts
Cher Tailor@stavvers Heavy Freighter Shorts 💪
DrAliMonty@stavvers Ever Given shorts
S T E L L A R 
@stavvers the pants from that disney game
Rabbit Cohen@stavvers The only feminist sex is when two men fuck while two unrelated women in the room talk about something other than a man.
Ashley Rolfmore (leymoo)@stavvers This is pretty much how I played space lego - giant cute houseshares in space in the future. Even had the coveted monorail space lego set!
Taco Blacc@stavvers No wonder I enjoy weed.
Alexander_Anotherskip_Davis@stavvers I fully support this idea.
Ailbhe@stavvers ok yes this is correct
Lilly Hunter@stavvers No one seems to realise that this is a mutual benefit arrangement. The puppy + bird generate more heat together than separately, and the bird's feathers hold the heat in. Snuggling up increases the chance for survival of both.
emmatonkin@stavvers "I to am in this episode" 🤣
@emmatonkin it is the vial of mouse bite medicine which kills me every time
Jim P.@stavvers That wins for best drama, and for musical or comedy I nominate the Bjork/Diddy phone call
camo 
Penny Tangey@stavvers Well I hadn't seen this so thankyou
Jen, Enbymilf
Sin Vega@stavvers He is wrong ALL THE TIME and although very entertaining, rewatching the first three seasons that I keep as a trophy I accindetally stole from a narcissist drove me slightly mad. He's wrong like 80% of the time! He only gets it right because they let him keep guessing until a drunk child vomits the shape of a horse and he goes "oh what if it's horse poisoning let's try that"
(also they should have stuck with the original title of "Cunt")
@stavvers also the best doctor overall (they're all judgemental, often sociopathic arseholes obv) is chase, just because statistically he helped way, way more people than anyone else by assassinating that dictator. Dr Cunt doesn't even come close
AlejandraDD@stavvers More mouse bites!
stx@stavvers CMYKBiscuit
Chris Kendall
Josh (he/his)@stavvers @secretari.at ?
WETinNC@stavvers As a Stanford fan, I said the exact same thing in the 70’s
Rosamundi@stavvers the person on the left in the bottom one looks like Judi Dench, so could it be a Bond film?
BoxOfRain@rosamundi @stavvers
And the one on the right is Javier Bardem.
Skyfall, IIRC.
The broader point about keeping your baddies handy for the purposes of plot exposition stands.
@boxofrain @stavvers definitely 😁
Zeborah@stavvers I *thought* the last screenshot here might be the Twelfth Doctor visiting the Master/"Missy"(1) in the Vault, but after finding https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Vault_(The_Pilot) I think I'm wrong, so there's a fifth example.
The modern Doctor Who seasons have a whole thing about putting girls and women in boxes (for punishment, for rescuing, for tragedy) so at the time I thought it was just part of that. But yeah.
(1) Which is a whole nother rant.
The Vault (The Pilot)
The Vault, hidden beneath the campus of St Luke's University in Bristol, was a Quantum Fold Chamber which contained Missy. The Twelfth Doctor made a oath to protect the chamber for a thousand years. Like some other examples of Time Lord technology, the chamber was bigger on the inside. The interior resembled a nondescript room with some tables and chairs and, even though it was a sealed unit located underground, windows that allowed light to enter the chamber. A centrepiece of the chamber was a