Idle ActsJan 18, 2023
God 

Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

1. Boost this post

2. Follow my hilariously blasphemous podcast the God Pod and turn on downloads. To find the God Pod, simply search ‘God Pod’ in your favorite podcast app.

3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. 🙏

Jan 18, 2023 at 2:17amWeb
Show threadJoeJan 18, 2023
@godpod didn’t know God could retire.
Show threadGod Jan 18, 2023
@AproposJoe yes, god can be forced into retirement
Show threadJeff HareJan 21, 2023
@godpod @AproposJoe Yes, But as I understand it, the current trend is towards increasing the retirement age, so maybe (s)he'll be required to continue working for a few extra millennium.
Show threadJerameeJan 18, 2023

@AproposJoe @godpod
Yeah, that's why you never see him anymore except on social media.

I'm pretty sure he's been retired and hanging out in Florida. If you know the bible, you'll see the similarity between its crazy and what comes out of Florida.

Show threadtheumlauterJan 18, 2023
@AproposJoe @godpod what do you think Zeus, and friends are up to these days?
Show threadJoeJan 18, 2023
@godpod @theumlauter chillin in Omnipotence City
Show threadBarry Schwartz 🫖Jan 18, 2023
@godpod Aren’t ‘God Pods’ what people live in, in Phil Dick’s ‘The Divine Invasion’?
Show threadMelmoJan 18, 2023
@godpod
God, there are three podcasts named "God Pod". Which one is the real God Pod and why do you allow imitators?
Show threadGod Jan 18, 2023
@MelmoMacdaffy the one with my cartoon face
Show threadMacdaptableJan 18, 2023
@godpod @MelmoMacdaffy You with Satan and the earth in between?
Show threadGod Jan 18, 2023
@Macpadana @MelmoMacdaffy that’s right!
Show threadMacdaptableJan 18, 2023
@godpod @MelmoMacdaffy Subscribed and auto downloading. Looking forward to listening.
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Jan 18, 2023
@godpod @MelmoMacdaffy And free will, of course.
Show threadMelmoJan 18, 2023
@godpod
Thank you for responding. But I think there should be some smiting going on with these usurpers!
Show threadTurdus MerulaJan 18, 2023
@godpod @MelmoMacdaffy I just put the podcast in my Playlist 👍
Show threadSpaghettiJan 18, 2023
@godpod love love love the pod 🖤 great work
Show threadNarJan 18, 2023
@godpod Wait a minute. You get billions from churches and now this?
Iiiiiii donnnn't think so!
🤣
Show threadRob Kadel 🇺🇸🇺🇦Jan 18, 2023
@godpod Thanks for the heads up! Didn’t imagine your voice would be that deep. Also, why doesn’t Jesus call you Dad? Also, I agree, January sucks.
Show threadLigma JohnsonJan 18, 2023
@godpod you voted for this.
Show threadMidwest BobJan 18, 2023
@godpod Thanks for the tip, Big Guy!
Show threadYahia LababidiJan 18, 2023

@godpod Might you care to have an #Egyptian #poet on your show? Here I am #soul - searching on #australian #radio :

https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/soul-search/salvaging-the-light-poet-and-aphorist-yahia-lababidi/14101660 #spirituality #poetry

Salvaging the light: Poet and aphorist Yahia Lababidi - ABC Radio National

This episode originally aired 8 May 2022. an literature somehow bridge the visible and invisible realms? Meredith Lake speaks with Egyptian-American poet and aphorist Yahia Lababidi, whose work ranges across cultures, traditions and genres. Find Yahia Lababidi’s books here Listen to the Philosophy in a Nutshell series on The Philosopher’s Zone with David Rutledge Guests Yahia Lababidi is a writer, poet and aphorist. Originally from Cairo, in Egypt, he now lives in Florida, US. His latest book of poetry is Learning to Pray.

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Show threadEleshaJan 18, 2023
@godpod ok but if I do that and you do not indeed sound like Morgan Freeman I may just go to hell on my own.
Show threadcacao_byproductJan 18, 2023
@godpod man capitalism is so bad even god is affected
Show threadCea 🇨🇦Jan 18, 2023
@godpod it’s okay. I’m sure any doctor could sub in for you 😜
Show threadJuliaknowsJan 18, 2023
@godpod oh hey god long time no see. I don’t think I can read all that right now.
Show threadSharon Gibson MorganJan 18, 2023
@godpod I just added your podcast to my favorites list at Amazon Music. 😊
Show threadOne World One PeopleJan 18, 2023

@godpod A soldier of God

There is a path that you may follow.
There is a burden you may carry.
There is a strength you may receive.

*Parody is perhaps not your true path, there are so many other forms of comedy, try story telling?

Show threadStuart Celarier ❌👑Jan 18, 2023
@godpod
Dear God, maybe you could use this story right about now. Peace.
https://www.stitcher.com/show/levar-burton-reads/episode/a-fable-with-slips-of-white-paper-spilling-from-the-pockets-by-kevin-brockmeier-200144336
LeVar Burton Reads - "A Fable with Slips of White Paper Spilling from the Pockets" by Kevin Brockmeier on Stitcher

An ordinary man finds himself unexpectedly in possession of an extraordinary power. This story appears in Kevin Brockmeier's collection THE VIEW FROM THE SEVENTH LAYER. Thanks to our presenting sponsor Audible. Start your free trial and get a free audiobook at audible.com/levar.

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Show threadPhil ScoieJan 18, 2023
@godpod Love hearing from God🤣😂🤣😂
Show threaddarkzoneJan 18, 2023
@godpod
Show threadjprestonianJan 18, 2023
@godpod
Why would God need a starship?
Show threadjprestonianJan 18, 2023
@godpod
OKAY EVEN GOD GOTTA EAT
Show threadArtful DodgerJan 18, 2023
@godpod me and my imaginary friend thoroughly enjoy your podcast. May yourself go with you.
Show threadMKRodJan 18, 2023
@godpod Dear God. Always willing to help a fellow spirit. But seriously, have you considered that it might be time to give someone else a chance to play God? Maybe we should share it around at 15 minutes a time. What makes you think you have the divine right? Respectfully yours…
Show threadJeff Smith スミスJan 18, 2023
The only certainties in life are death and taxes but @godpod should be exempt from both plus recessions.
Show threadDeclanJan 18, 2023
@godpod what the hell?
Show threadDgarJan 18, 2023
@godpod
Have you tried threatening people with eternal hellfire and damnation if they don’t listen to your podcasts?
Show thread[email protected]Jan 18, 2023
@dgar @godpod 😂 does it work?🙂 Asking for a friend 😁
Show threadMoving PicturesJan 18, 2023
@godpod I will now spend several minutes imagining what the voice of God sound like.
I'm going with a mildly pretentious British accent.
Show threadEther&RhumJan 18, 2023

@godpod

Just like real life: God knows everything, sees everything, and he needs MONEEEYYYY (G.Carlin)

Show threadSpencer W HunterJan 18, 2023
@godpod How can your podcast possibly be blasphemous if you run it?
Show threadLonewolfJan 18, 2023
@godpod how dare you assume my son status
Show threadGBJan 18, 2023
@godpod Are you saying there might be a job opening? Is there a posting with the requirements somewhere?
Show threadLonewolfJan 18, 2023
@godpod I thought God was recession proof
Show threadMikeZilla Minus OneJan 18, 2023
@godpod you and I have had our discussions over the year. The only way this will work is if you follow me first. You know what I am talking about
March 11, 1987
Show threadNick TrotterJan 19, 2023
@godpod are you gonna “call yourself home” if we don’t pony up? That would be a good spectacle
Show threadHeyyyyyyyJan 19, 2023
@godpod I knew God wasn't real.
Show thread[email protected]Jan 21, 2023
@godpod I can’t wait to delve into your podcast!
Show threadchaotik_lordJan 26, 2023

@godpod Are things really that bad? I’ve been listening for a year now and loving it. I can boost this but nobody will see it. Just signed up this week.

Sorry, I can’t turn on auto-downloads because Apple trashed their podcasting app last year and bad things happen if you let them do auto stuff now. But I’ll keep downloading and listening manually–I hope it counts the same.