God Jan 18, 2023

Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

1. Boost this post

2. Follow my hilariously blasphemous podcast the God Pod and turn on downloads. To find the God Pod, simply search ‘God Pod’ in your favorite podcast app.

3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. 🙏

Show threadJoeJan 18, 2023
@godpod didn’t know God could retire.
Show threadJeramee

@AproposJoe @godpod
Yeah, that's why you never see him anymore except on social media.

I'm pretty sure he's been retired and hanging out in Florida. If you know the bible, you'll see the similarity between its crazy and what comes out of Florida.

Jan 18, 2023 at 12:51pmTusky