Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

1. Boost this post

2. Follow my hilariously blasphemous podcast the God Pod and turn on downloads. To find the God Pod, simply search ‘God Pod’ in your favorite podcast app.

3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. 🙏

@godpod Wait a minute. You get billions from churches and now this?
Iiiiiii donnnn't think so!
🤣