Jim Stewartson 
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.
Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
George Santos is digging for votes.
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
George Santos tries to pick out some nuggets from Margarine Trailer Queen.
McCarthy gets three and a half more hours to find out no one likes him before they come back.
#MakeItStop
#MakeItStop
I regret to inform you we are doing this again, even though McCarthy doesn’t “think vote tonight does any different” which is a series of words that McCarthy can’t quite find the right order for.
The Republicans don’t want another vote tonight and the Democrats are trying to. force it. They are now voting about whether to vote. 😂
The voting is a mess. Everyone’s yelling their asses off. 😂
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Pure chaos. They adjourned after the Republicans bullied the Clerk into keeping the vote open for longer than 15 minutes.
Here’s a letter from “conservative activists” supporting the humiliation of Kevin McCarthy by the #Gaetz Caucus. It represents a huge chunk of the network that planned, funded and executed the insurrection.
Here are a few signatories.
ICYMI, Jerome #Corsi is a Russian asset and CNP Member who connected Roger #Stone to “Guccifer” and helped create #QAnon with Mike Flynn’s employee Tracy Diaz.
https://conservativeactionproject.com/conservatives-call-for-new-house-leadership/
Conservatives Call for New House Leadership
January 4, 2023 Washington, DC Conservative organizations and the millions of grassroots conservatives we represent are united in our support of the 20 courageous members of Congress seeking to change the status quo in Washington…
Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends labels the 20 #NeverKevin Congress members “insurrectionists” until he is corrected by his co-hosts because he told the truth for once. They agree on “saboteurs” instead.
There is nothing more infuriating than the party pushing Great Replacement Theory promoting itself as some kind of bastion of civil rights.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Hakeem Jeffries, who has won six votes in a row, gets nominated for the seventh time.
Dan Bishop nominates Byron Donalds again and assures everyone that “he ain’t no prop.” 😂
Bishop shakes his fists because someone “quote-tweeted” a news story he doesn’t like.
I was able to get access to a time machine and brought this back from the future.
And… there it is. Accused pedophile sex trafficker Matt #Gaetz votes for Donald Trump.
ICYMI, Mike Flynn’s employee, insurrection planner Ivan #Raiklin has been running around Capitol Hill pushing for Trump as Speaker. Do not be surprised if Gaetz nominates him next round.
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6318207394112
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6318207394112
Former Green Beret Ivan Raiklin calls out narrative pushed by media and government into military | Fox News Video
Former Green Beret Ivan Raiklin discusses how the military has lost its focus of knowing and defending the Constitution and rips the media and government for pushing a narrative into United States' institutions on 'Tucker Carlson Today.'
McCarthy scraping the barrel with Brian Mast who is the definition of uninspiring.
They gave Aguilar a break for this nomination.
Either way Hakeem Jeffries will be elected Speaker for the eighth time.
#StopTheSteal!
Either way Hakeem Jeffries will be elected Speaker for the eighth time.
#StopTheSteal!
This image right here is Putin’s dream.
Andy Biggs is a traitor who was honored by Mike Flynn at a CNP function in 2018, who worked closely with Ali Alexander to literally plan the insurrection, is out here nominating “he ain’t no prop” Byron Donalds again.
#ArrestMikeFlynn
“I believe that if you want to make change you need to make change.”
Ok, #Biggski
Ok, #Biggski
QAnon moron Lauren Boebert votes for Hearn (?) after getting booed off the mic for filibustering.
Hold the phone. You are not going to believe this. In a completely unexpected development Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries AGAIN.
I wrote about how this chaos is subversion by Putin and his American assets. We need to understand that this is the same story as Rachel Maddow’s Ultra, which described a Nazi coup attempt, being replayed nearly a century later.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Fascism does not stop on its own, it must be defeated.
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/putins-house
Lurch is here to performatively nominate Byron Donalds again again.
#InsurrectionCaucus
#InsurrectionCaucus
Oh noes there is a split in the #InsurrectionCaucus lol. Boebert is nominating Kevin Hern at the same time. This will definitely clear everything up. 😂
McCarthy blah lost blah
#LLLLLLLLL
#LLLLLLLLL
Ten ☹️
FreestyleSteph@jimstewartson Why can’t the dems take the speaker as the largest majority group?
JillZ@jimstewartson she was hoping they’d vote by first names only this round & “Kevin” would win? Pretty sneaky sis!
podkaynelives@jimstewartson If anything needed a content warning, that face did 🤣
Robyn@jimstewartson that is SCARY!
barefootdavid @jimstewartson Lurch was exactly who I thought of 😅
Fraochs@jimstewartson if is disheartening that these people are elected members of Congress.
GoodVibes7472@jimstewartson I just finished the Rache Maddow podcast Ultra myself, and it is MARVELOUS. An amazing, huge story from our history that I never knew about, and I’m a history - polysci junkie. I highly recommend it. https://www.rachelmaddow.com/rachel-maddow-presents-ultra/
Jonji@GoodVibes7472 @jimstewartson listening RIGHT NOW!
DavidPetraitis@jimstewartson Shared your Substeak (I prefer that spelling for the deliciousness of the serving!) on my FB. Great insight. Same old shit updated for 2023.
WTAFIGO????@jimstewartson Just wait till they fail to fund the government and the US defaults. China and Russia are just foaming at the mouth for it to happen.
"Extinct" Onceler@jimstewartson Amazing. You'd think a couple-dozen putative R's would be willing to cross ranks to vote for Jeffries just to put down the BID Party's revolt. But no, the punishments must continue until morale improves.
Normal Guy@jimstewartson For the 11th times! 🤣
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@jimstewartson Boebert just wanted to say Kevin before she said somebody else. I'm NGL it was kind of funny. 😂
Tom von Alten@jimstewartson Ah, I see OK-1 has a Kevin Hern. In her out-of-order nomination speech, she teased "Kevin" as if she was going to, you know. But no.
Dr. Flowers@jimstewartson Boebert should get booed right out of Congress.
Hempress Zen@jimstewartson What a clusterfvck! Unfortunately Canadians conservatives want to be like her when they grow up 🤦🏽♀️
jackhutton 🇺🇸@jimstewartson Even if that 'change' is treason against your country.. 'change is change'.
#republicansforputin
#republicansforputin
Patrick Stewart ✅@jimstewartson that girl's face in the background just about sums up the mood in that room.
SinclairLewis [Minnesota]@jimstewartson And, it cost Putin so little.
@jimstewartson wow he is also just a moron. He has voted against everything he says would help Americans.
Jill duh@jimstewartson looool they're ridiculous and they dgaf about America or Americans
@jimstewartson Lost so much weight! This can’t be good for his health.
boffnet@jimstewartson Are they holding out for tomorrow’s anniversary?
bobchauvin@jimstewartson And indeed Gaetz has voted for trump.
Livia Ponzio@jimstewartson heard the trump-as-speaker plan a while ago, at the time of 2nd impeachment, but after the mid-term trump debacle do you think the plan can still hold? is the whole gop house speaker deadlock pantomime gearing to that? not sure… 🤔
LindaNYC2VT Ⓥ 🌊🐖🐄🐓🦃🐬🐝🦋🦇
Omar Moore (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Matt Gaetz has just voted for DT as Speaker. And this is the reaction immediately thereafter. #Speakerofthehouse #SpeakerVote #politics #Mastodon
Jodi@jimstewartson I said months ago if R’s take the House, say hello to Speaker Trump. Lo & behold.
Silvia Rasmussen@jimstewartson damn. That was fast. When will he realize that there just is no way forward for him?
Kathe O'ReillyNice job, super sleuth 😉
@jimstewartson did he actually make a substantive point anywhere in that diatribe?
Pinche@jimstewartson if that upsets him, he should move to Mastodon 🤭
@jimstewartson yeah, that kind of stood out
M.S. Bellows, Jr.
M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@[email protected])
@[email protected] Pretty amazing that the Speakership conceivably may go to Daniels, a guy who was first elected to the House just two years ago and who was arrested at least twice when he was younger (once for distributing marijuana, once for bribery). https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/01/04/house-speaker-mccarthy-donalds-gop/ That's a pretty shallow bench you've got there, GOP.