Holy shit Matt Gaetz is nominating #GymJordan ANYWAY 🤣
Aaaand McCarthy lost AGAIN
Oh lordt 🍿
Hahaha I beat MSNBC to the punch. #Losers
#Kornacki is all of us. 😁
I… just… can’t 😂

Mike Flynn employee, insurrection planner, and probable pipe bomber Ivan Raiklin has been pushing for Trump to be nominated for Speaker for months.

Ivan got it right so far. Do not be surprised if someone nominates Trump.
h/t @Gal_suburban

Chip Roy nominates #GymJordan for Round 3. 🥱
#AlreadyLostAgain 🤷‍♂️
It’s like Kids Run the School Day and Nancy is principal
How many times does Hakeem have to win, jeez. #StopTheSteal
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
It’s a Chaos Party!

Why the humiliating shitshow we’re seeing is exactly what they want

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
Look at #Nostradamus here lol
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭

Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.

Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.

Accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz listens in on the #BrainSurgeonCaucus
Matt Gaetz should rent out his forehead for ad space.
Hakeem wins again!
#StopTheSteal
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
“Elon Musk bought a crime scene” 😂
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
With all this #winning, shouldn’t Hakeem Jeffries be POTUS by now?
Aunt Lydia is disappointed in Kevin. 😬
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was the next Speaker of the House.
George Santos is digging for votes.
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
George Santos tries to pick out some nuggets from Margarine Trailer Queen.
McCarthy gets three and a half more hours to find out no one likes him before they come back.
#MakeItStop
I regret to inform you we are doing this again, even though McCarthy doesn’t “think vote tonight does any different” which is a series of words that McCarthy can’t quite find the right order for.
The Republicans don’t want another vote tonight and the Democrats are trying to. force it. They are now voting about whether to vote. 😂
The voting is a mess. Everyone’s yelling their asses off. 😂
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Pure chaos. They adjourned after the Republicans bullied the Clerk into keeping the vote open for longer than 15 minutes.

Here’s a letter from “conservative activists” supporting the humiliation of Kevin McCarthy by the #Gaetz Caucus. It represents a huge chunk of the network that planned, funded and executed the insurrection.

Here are a few signatories.
ICYMI, Jerome #Corsi is a Russian asset and CNP Member who connected Roger #Stone to “Guccifer” and helped create #QAnon with Mike Flynn’s employee Tracy Diaz.
https://conservativeactionproject.com/conservatives-call-for-new-house-leadership/

Conservatives Call for New House Leadership

January 4, 2023 Washington, DC Conservative organizations and the millions of grassroots conservatives we represent are united in our support of the 20 courageous members of Congress seeking to change the status quo in Washington…

Conservative Action Project
Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends labels the 20 #NeverKevin Congress members “insurrectionists” until he is corrected by his co-hosts because he told the truth for once. They agree on “saboteurs” instead.
BREAKING: Absolutely nothing has changed whatsoever.
There is nothing more infuriating than the party pushing Great Replacement Theory promoting itself as some kind of bastion of civil rights.
Fuck this guy.
Awk.
Hakeem Jeffries, who has won six votes in a row, gets nominated for the seventh time.
Dan Bishop nominates Byron Donalds again and assures everyone that “he ain’t no prop.” 😂
Bishop shakes his fists because someone “quote-tweeted” a news story he doesn’t like.
I was able to get access to a time machine and brought this back from the future.
And… there it is. Accused pedophile sex trafficker Matt #Gaetz votes for Donald Trump.
ICYMI, Mike Flynn’s employee, insurrection planner Ivan #Raiklin has been running around Capitol Hill pushing for Trump as Speaker. Do not be surprised if Gaetz nominates him next round.
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6318207394112
Former Green Beret Ivan Raiklin calls out narrative pushed by media and government into military | Fox News Video

Former Green Beret Ivan Raiklin discusses how the military has lost its focus of knowing and defending the Constitution and rips the media and government for pushing a narrative into United States' institutions on 'Tucker Carlson Today.'

Fox News
There’s a meeting! Oh good democracy is saved! 🙄
I was wrong that nothing changed.
McCarthy scraping the barrel with Brian Mast who is the definition of uninspiring.
They gave Aguilar a break for this nomination.
Either way Hakeem Jeffries will be elected Speaker for the eighth time.
#StopTheSteal!

This image right here is Putin’s dream.

Andy Biggs is a traitor who was honored by Mike Flynn at a CNP function in 2018, who worked closely with Ali Alexander to literally plan the insurrection, is out here nominating “he ain’t no prop” Byron Donalds again.
#ArrestMikeFlynn

“I believe that if you want to make change you need to make change.”
Ok, #Biggski
QAnon moron Lauren Boebert votes for Hearn (?) after getting booed off the mic for filibustering.
@jimstewartson Even if that 'change' is treason against your country.. 'change is change'.
#republicansforputin
@jimstewartson that girl's face in the background just about sums up the mood in that room.
@jimstewartson wow he is also just a moron. He has voted against everything he says would help Americans.
@jimstewartson looool they're ridiculous and they dgaf about America or Americans
@jimstewartson Lost so much weight! This can’t be good for his health.
@jimstewartson Are they holding out for tomorrow’s anniversary?

@jimstewartson And indeed Gaetz has voted for trump.

#HouseGOP

@jimstewartson heard the trump-as-speaker plan a while ago, at the time of 2nd impeachment, but after the mid-term trump debacle do you think the plan can still hold? is the whole gop house speaker deadlock pantomime gearing to that? not sure… 🤔
Omar Moore (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Matt Gaetz has just voted for DT as Speaker. And this is the reaction immediately thereafter. #Speakerofthehouse #SpeakerVote #politics #Mastodon

mas.to
@jimstewartson I said months ago if R’s take the House, say hello to Speaker Trump. Lo & behold.
@jimstewartson damn. That was fast. When will he realize that there just is no way forward for him?
@jimstewartson did he actually make a substantive point anywhere in that diatribe?
@jimstewartson if that upsets him, he should move to Mastodon 🤭
@jimstewartson yeah, that kind of stood out
M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@[email protected])

@[email protected] Pretty amazing that the Speakership conceivably may go to Daniels, a guy who was first elected to the House just two years ago and who was arrested at least twice when he was younger (once for distributing marijuana, once for bribery). https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/01/04/house-speaker-mccarthy-donalds-gop/ That's a pretty shallow bench you've got there, GOP.

C.IM
@jimstewartson Sickening to me that that Black man used his talents in the service of GOP White Supremacists. Why? I was trying to catch his name and state.
@jimstewartson he’s been clawing for power in Michigan for a long time. 😵‍💫
@jimstewartson
They continue to use blacks as camoflauge . They are the KKK without the sheets. Fuck that fool
@jimstewartson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jimstewartson Fox news should come with a content warning label, “WARNING!! Bullshit Ahead!”
@jimstewartson
*resists saying something that would get me booted from platform*

@jimstewartson

Imagine being Kevin McCarthy. All those years carrying that water for Trump and keeping the GQP agenda alive and well, only to be ratfucked by Roger Stone and the CNP. How quaint, that he thought people would be loyal.

@jimstewartson Thank you. Hope things in DC are calm on Friday.

@jimstewartson It is official. The #gop is involved in a war for the control of the #party

It looks like a good time for #trump to come in and form his America First Party.

@jimstewartson everybody probably ought to see this.
@jimstewartson This whole spectacle is disgusting, but the holdouts are not without a point, namely that Kevin McCarthy is weak, has no integrity and is the antithesis of a leader. And McCarthy only proves their point by giving in to one demand after another from the Republican dissenters.
@jimstewartson, what an absolute embarrassment & shit show.
@jimstewartson that was wrong. They should have called the vote at where it was when the clock ran out.