It’s like Kids Run the School Day and Nancy is principal
How many times does Hakeem have to win, jeez. #StopTheSteal
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
It’s a Chaos Party!

Why the humiliating shitshow we’re seeing is exactly what they want

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
Look at #Nostradamus here lol
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭

Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.

Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.

Accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz listens in on the #BrainSurgeonCaucus
Matt Gaetz should rent out his forehead for ad space.
Hakeem wins again!
#StopTheSteal
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
“Elon Musk bought a crime scene” 😂
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
With all this #winning, shouldn’t Hakeem Jeffries be POTUS by now?
Aunt Lydia is disappointed in Kevin. 😬
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was the next Speaker of the House.
George Santos is digging for votes.
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
George Santos tries to pick out some nuggets from Margarine Trailer Queen.
McCarthy gets three and a half more hours to find out no one likes him before they come back.
#MakeItStop
I regret to inform you we are doing this again, even though McCarthy doesn’t “think vote tonight does any different” which is a series of words that McCarthy can’t quite find the right order for.
The Republicans don’t want another vote tonight and the Democrats are trying to. force it. They are now voting about whether to vote. 😂
The voting is a mess. Everyone’s yelling their asses off. 😂
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Pure chaos. They adjourned after the Republicans bullied the Clerk into keeping the vote open for longer than 15 minutes.

Here’s a letter from “conservative activists” supporting the humiliation of Kevin McCarthy by the #Gaetz Caucus. It represents a huge chunk of the network that planned, funded and executed the insurrection.

Here are a few signatories.
ICYMI, Jerome #Corsi is a Russian asset and CNP Member who connected Roger #Stone to “Guccifer” and helped create #QAnon with Mike Flynn’s employee Tracy Diaz.
https://conservativeactionproject.com/conservatives-call-for-new-house-leadership/

Conservatives Call for New House Leadership

January 4, 2023 Washington, DC Conservative organizations and the millions of grassroots conservatives we represent are united in our support of the 20 courageous members of Congress seeking to change the status quo in Washington…

Conservative Action Project
Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends labels the 20 #NeverKevin Congress members “insurrectionists” until he is corrected by his co-hosts because he told the truth for once. They agree on “saboteurs” instead.
BREAKING: Absolutely nothing has changed whatsoever.
There is nothing more infuriating than the party pushing Great Replacement Theory promoting itself as some kind of bastion of civil rights.
Fuck this guy.
Awk.
Hakeem Jeffries, who has won six votes in a row, gets nominated for the seventh time.
Dan Bishop nominates Byron Donalds again and assures everyone that “he ain’t no prop.” 😂
@jimstewartson yeah, that kind of stood out