The Clown Show has begun.
Pwned by Matt Gaetz. What a fuckin dope.
“Hey kids we’re going to the circus today!”
#GQP trying to contain their excitement. 😬
LMFAO #NaziSlenderman Paul Gosar nominates seditionist Andy Biggs
We’re only on “C” and McCarthy already lost. 🤭
ICYMI, one of the guys pulling the strings on this mess in the House is Peter Thiel’s employee, neo-Nazi chaos agent Chuck Johnson — who is BFFs with Matt Gaetz.
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
Chuck Johnson Pal’s Suicide Note: “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”

How a neo-Nazi chaos agent who works for Peter Thiel tried to find Hillary Clinton’s “33,000 emails” for Mike Flynn — with deadly consequences

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
It’s very rare that I tune into Charlie Kirk for good news. 🫠
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
The Chuck Johnson Caucus lost #GymJordan bahahahaha
Holy shit Matt Gaetz is nominating #GymJordan ANYWAY 🤣
Aaaand McCarthy lost AGAIN
Oh lordt 🍿
Hahaha I beat MSNBC to the punch. #Losers
#Kornacki is all of us. 😁
I… just… can’t 😂

Mike Flynn employee, insurrection planner, and probable pipe bomber Ivan Raiklin has been pushing for Trump to be nominated for Speaker for months.

Ivan got it right so far. Do not be surprised if someone nominates Trump.
h/t @Gal_suburban

Chip Roy nominates #GymJordan for Round 3. 🥱
#AlreadyLostAgain 🤷‍♂️
It’s like Kids Run the School Day and Nancy is principal
How many times does Hakeem have to win, jeez. #StopTheSteal
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
It’s a Chaos Party!

Why the humiliating shitshow we’re seeing is exactly what they want

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
Look at #Nostradamus here lol
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭

Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.

Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.

Accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz listens in on the #BrainSurgeonCaucus
Matt Gaetz should rent out his forehead for ad space.
Hakeem wins again!
#StopTheSteal
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
“Elon Musk bought a crime scene” 😂
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
With all this #winning, shouldn’t Hakeem Jeffries be POTUS by now?
Aunt Lydia is disappointed in Kevin. 😬
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was the next Speaker of the House.
George Santos is digging for votes.
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
George Santos tries to pick out some nuggets from Margarine Trailer Queen.
McCarthy gets three and a half more hours to find out no one likes him before they come back.
#MakeItStop
I regret to inform you we are doing this again, even though McCarthy doesn’t “think vote tonight does any different” which is a series of words that McCarthy can’t quite find the right order for.
The Republicans don’t want another vote tonight and the Democrats are trying to. force it. They are now voting about whether to vote. 😂
The voting is a mess. Everyone’s yelling their asses off. 😂
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Pure chaos. They adjourned after the Republicans bullied the Clerk into keeping the vote open for longer than 15 minutes.

Here’s a letter from “conservative activists” supporting the humiliation of Kevin McCarthy by the #Gaetz Caucus. It represents a huge chunk of the network that planned, funded and executed the insurrection.

Here are a few signatories.
ICYMI, Jerome #Corsi is a Russian asset and CNP Member who connected Roger #Stone to “Guccifer” and helped create #QAnon with Mike Flynn’s employee Tracy Diaz.
https://conservativeactionproject.com/conservatives-call-for-new-house-leadership/

Conservatives Call for New House Leadership

January 4, 2023 Washington, DC Conservative organizations and the millions of grassroots conservatives we represent are united in our support of the 20 courageous members of Congress seeking to change the status quo in Washington…

Conservative Action Project
Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends labels the 20 #NeverKevin Congress members “insurrectionists” until he is corrected by his co-hosts because he told the truth for once. They agree on “saboteurs” instead.
BREAKING: Absolutely nothing has changed whatsoever.
@jimstewartson Fox news should come with a content warning label, “WARNING!! Bullshit Ahead!”
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*resists saying something that would get me booted from platform*

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Imagine being Kevin McCarthy. All those years carrying that water for Trump and keeping the GQP agenda alive and well, only to be ratfucked by Roger Stone and the CNP. How quaint, that he thought people would be loyal.

@jimstewartson Thank you. Hope things in DC are calm on Friday.

@jimstewartson It is official. The #gop is involved in a war for the control of the #party

It looks like a good time for #trump to come in and form his America First Party.

@jimstewartson everybody probably ought to see this.
@jimstewartson This whole spectacle is disgusting, but the holdouts are not without a point, namely that Kevin McCarthy is weak, has no integrity and is the antithesis of a leader. And McCarthy only proves their point by giving in to one demand after another from the Republican dissenters.
@jimstewartson, what an absolute embarrassment & shit show.
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Well Republicans are bullies it only makes sense.
@jimstewartson that was wrong. They should have called the vote at where it was when the clock ran out.
@jimstewartson republican voters seem to love people who speak in word salad

@jimstewartson
@CNN

Dems WON'T talk with you?

I haven't seen any all day

#CNNIsLeaningRight

@jimstewartson

Oh for crying out loud. The concessions he will make will endanger the world.

@jimstewartson Remember when I said he was seated with the children of visitors and legislators? Look who's on his immediate left...the kid from A Christmas Story!!
@jimstewartson Are we sure that is even his hand?
@jimstewartson wait is that Santos 😭 lmao what the heck
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Well, he will be too. Might as well get ahead of it.
@jimstewartson — You will traumatize them! Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️ we are doomed
@jimstewartson Obviously, they don't learn from their mistakes. Give up Kevin McCarthy, you aren't going to get it.
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Is it a stupid question to ask why Jeffries can’t be Speaker. I’m not from the US and I don’t understand what’s going on
@jimstewartson these people are all delusional. They’re all zealots, they have no ability to work among themselves much less anyone else.
I really think it's time to just drop all pretense and nominate #GeorgeSantos as Speaker.
@jimstewartson To which the entire chamber replied, "who the fuck is Byron Donalds?" lol
@jimstewartson Kevin McCarthy loses so much, that he's even making the Mets feel safe.
@jimstewartson …listening to her blame democrats for the republicans inability to elect a Speaker were priceless. #RepublicansHaveNoPlan

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Since R's routinely demonstrate the clinical definition of insanity, we can assume they will hold 50 more votes on McCarthy, expecting a different outcome

@jimstewartson McCarthy should just hit himself on the head with the gavel and end it all...😆
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I don't understand how they're allowed to just keep voting again and again until they get the result they want? That's not how voting works.
How is that allowed?
@jimstewartson
Insanity is having a system that has 3 different organs of power in place.
A Democracy just needs one parliament and nothing else; see Portugal.
@jimstewartson someone said he doesn’t have enough votes to get off the floor, that is why they keep voting.