Jim Stewartson 
The Clown Show has begun.
ICYMI, one of the guys pulling the strings on this mess in the House is Peter Thiel’s employee, neo-Nazi chaos agent Chuck Johnson — who is BFFs with Matt Gaetz.
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
It’s very rare that I tune into Charlie Kirk for good news. 🫠
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
Mike Flynn employee, insurrection planner, and probable pipe bomber Ivan Raiklin has been pushing for Trump to be nominated for Speaker for months.
Ivan got it right so far. Do not be surprised if someone nominates Trump.
h/t @Gal_suburban
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.
Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
DavePerrino ✅@jimstewartson these people are all delusional. They’re all zealots, they have no ability to work among themselves much less anyone else.
Bruce MirkenI really think it's time to just drop all pretense and nominate #GeorgeSantos as Speaker.
Robert Denby@jimstewartson To which the entire chamber replied, "who the fuck is Byron Donalds?" lol
@jimstewartson Kevin McCarthy loses so much, that he's even making the Mets feel safe.
ATellurian@jimstewartson Who is this idiot?
@jimstewartson …listening to her blame democrats for the republicans inability to elect a Speaker were priceless. #RepublicansHaveNoPlan
JD@jimstewartson she’s awful.
Doug KappelerSince R's routinely demonstrate the clinical definition of insanity, we can assume they will hold 50 more votes on McCarthy, expecting a different outcome
Eeny@jimstewartson McCarthy should just hit himself on the head with the gavel and end it all...😆
Digital_Eclipse@jimstewartson
I don't understand how they're allowed to just keep voting again and again until they get the result they want? That's not how voting works.
How is that allowed?
I don't understand how they're allowed to just keep voting again and again until they get the result they want? That's not how voting works.
How is that allowed?
ZZ Bottom@jimstewartson
Insanity is having a system that has 3 different organs of power in place.
A Democracy just needs one parliament and nothing else; see Portugal.
Insanity is having a system that has 3 different organs of power in place.
A Democracy just needs one parliament and nothing else; see Portugal.
Fraochs@jimstewartson someone said he doesn’t have enough votes to get off the floor, that is why they keep voting.
Alice@jimstewartson her win is still suspicious to many.
RoseFromNJ/Philly@jimstewartson And Republicans in Congress are still an active crime scene!!
Covidiocracy@jimstewartson This dude has apparently been reading the "Twitter files" nonstop, what a fucking tool
jackhutton 🇺🇸@jimstewartson Speaker Jeffries! #RepublicansInDisarray
Jason B 🧙♂️@jimstewartson Should have a rule that after x amount of rounds the person with the most votes wins and not the party.
Shouldn't be a party position it should be the best person to win.
GATEKEEPER@jimstewartson
We just need McCarthyites to vote PRESENT
We just need McCarthyites to vote PRESENT
author_is_ShrikeTron🔠💉x5@jimstewartson So what would it take to get Jeffries to become Speaker?
218, or there's other magic exceptions math involved?
Jill.E.Bean 
JenX@jimstewartson How many times does this make? I am losing count.
@jimstewartson I thought the #GOP opposed affirmative action! 🤣
Journeyman ☠️Or ranting and crying at his phone in the cab of his lifted Ford F150.
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@jimstewartson And he's so full of it too. This isn't how our system is designed to function. This is abject failure on their part.
Wurstsemmel 🕊🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraïni@jimstewartson The Puppeteer is talking.
Doug Warren@jimstewartson
I don't understand why they don't just make George Santos Speaker. I heard he already has a very impressive 20 years of experience as Speaker of the House, which might be the longest tenure of all time, if not longer.
I don't understand why they don't just make George Santos Speaker. I heard he already has a very impressive 20 years of experience as Speaker of the House, which might be the longest tenure of all time, if not longer.
Jim 
@jimstewartson
I think the phrase “absolutely shameless” applies
I think the phrase “absolutely shameless” applies
Normal Guy@jimstewartson Love to see MAGA party imploding! Kaboom!
Kit Indigo@jimstewartson People voted for this guy to waste his time amusing himself. And they'd do it again, because... I really don't know.
CBells@jimstewartson Oh, I can totally see this happening. Gym is unlikable, Qevin is unelectable, the only guy the base will fully support is the Dotard, it keeps him in the spotlight for the next 2 years.
Toxteth O'Grady@CBells @jimstewartson It's an idea so terribly bad it could only play in the Republican Party...
@jimstewartson If we know this is happening, that means we can monkeywrench it...
marie_cast On the day they removed the metal detectors 😱
Raiklin has been tweeting about “speaker tяump” for some time.
https://www.axios.com/2023/01/03/house-gop-removes-metal-detectors-jan-6
Joe Hill 🇵🇸🇺🇦
i_give_u_worms
Faye Loves Godzilla@jimstewartson oh to be a shit-addicted fly on that wall