Jim Stewartson 
The Clown Show has begun.
ICYMI, one of the guys pulling the strings on this mess in the House is Peter Thiel’s employee, neo-Nazi chaos agent Chuck Johnson — who is BFFs with Matt Gaetz.
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
It’s very rare that I tune into Charlie Kirk for good news. 🫠
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
Mike Flynn employee, insurrection planner, and probable pipe bomber Ivan Raiklin has been pushing for Trump to be nominated for Speaker for months.
Ivan got it right so far. Do not be surprised if someone nominates Trump.
h/t @Gal_suburban
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭
Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.
Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
George Santos is digging for votes.
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
His campaign for Speaker is really picking up steam.
#Boogerman #Santos2022
George Santos tries to pick out some nuggets from Margarine Trailer Queen.
McCarthy gets three and a half more hours to find out no one likes him before they come back.
#MakeItStop
#MakeItStop
I regret to inform you we are doing this again, even though McCarthy doesn’t “think vote tonight does any different” which is a series of words that McCarthy can’t quite find the right order for.
The Republicans don’t want another vote tonight and the Democrats are trying to. force it. They are now voting about whether to vote. 😂
The voting is a mess. Everyone’s yelling their asses off. 😂
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Anyway, get yourself a QAnon Congresswoman who looks at you like MTG.
Pure chaos. They adjourned after the Republicans bullied the Clerk into keeping the vote open for longer than 15 minutes.
Here’s a letter from “conservative activists” supporting the humiliation of Kevin McCarthy by the #Gaetz Caucus. It represents a huge chunk of the network that planned, funded and executed the insurrection.
Here are a few signatories.
ICYMI, Jerome #Corsi is a Russian asset and CNP Member who connected Roger #Stone to “Guccifer” and helped create #QAnon with Mike Flynn’s employee Tracy Diaz.
https://conservativeactionproject.com/conservatives-call-for-new-house-leadership/
Conservatives Call for New House Leadership
January 4, 2023 Washington, DC Conservative organizations and the millions of grassroots conservatives we represent are united in our support of the 20 courageous members of Congress seeking to change the status quo in Washington…
Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends labels the 20 #NeverKevin Congress members “insurrectionists” until he is corrected by his co-hosts because he told the truth for once. They agree on “saboteurs” instead.
There is nothing more infuriating than the party pushing Great Replacement Theory promoting itself as some kind of bastion of civil rights.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Hakeem Jeffries, who has won six votes in a row, gets nominated for the seventh time.
Dan Bishop nominates Byron Donalds again and assures everyone that “he ain’t no prop.” 😂
Bishop shakes his fists because someone “quote-tweeted” a news story he doesn’t like.
I was able to get access to a time machine and brought this back from the future.
Fraochs@jimstewartson did he actually make a substantive point anywhere in that diatribe?
Pinche@jimstewartson if that upsets him, he should move to Mastodon 🤭
Tom von Alten@jimstewartson yeah, that kind of stood out
M.S. Bellows, Jr.
M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@[email protected])
@[email protected] Pretty amazing that the Speakership conceivably may go to Daniels, a guy who was first elected to the House just two years ago and who was arrested at least twice when he was younger (once for distributing marijuana, once for bribery). https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/01/04/house-speaker-mccarthy-donalds-gop/ That's a pretty shallow bench you've got there, GOP.
Bart Graham@jimstewartson Hakeem Jeffries for the Win!
Coach Pāṇini ®
DorotheaLaster@jimstewartson Sickening to me that that Black man used his talents in the service of GOP White Supremacists. Why? I was trying to catch his name and state.
Kathe O'Reilly@jimstewartson he’s been clawing for power in Michigan for a long time. 😵💫
GATEKEEPER@jimstewartson
They continue to use blacks as camoflauge . They are the KKK without the sheets. Fuck that fool
They continue to use blacks as camoflauge . They are the KKK without the sheets. Fuck that fool
Jason B 🧙♂️@jimstewartson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kimberly
Kev Ism@KiKiPosting @jimstewartson you got that right
DamnKimberlee@jimstewartson Fox news should come with a content warning label, “WARNING!! Bullshit Ahead!”
Buster McNutt@jimstewartson
*resists saying something that would get me booted from platform*
*resists saying something that would get me booted from platform*
j2dumfounded Imagine being Kevin McCarthy. All those years carrying that water for Trump and keeping the GQP agenda alive and well, only to be ratfucked by Roger Stone and the CNP. How quaint, that he thought people would be loyal.
(((JaneinNJ)))@jimstewartson Thank you. Hope things in DC are calm on Friday.
JDS@jimstewartson It is official. The #gop is involved in a war for the control of the #party
It looks like a good time for #trump to come in and form his America First Party.
@billclassified@jimstewartson everybody probably ought to see this.
Bob Lewis@jimstewartson This whole spectacle is disgusting, but the holdouts are not without a point, namely that Kevin McCarthy is weak, has no integrity and is the antithesis of a leader. And McCarthy only proves their point by giving in to one demand after another from the Republican dissenters.
Sandy@jimstewartson, what an absolute embarrassment & shit show.
Thomas@jimstewartson
Well Republicans are bullies it only makes sense.
Well Republicans are bullies it only makes sense.
@jimstewartson that was wrong. They should have called the vote at where it was when the clock ran out.
Hammancheez
ChrisUWell that sounds reasonable🙈
@jimstewartson republican voters seem to love people who speak in word salad
gotklss2 / annette
KarynDocOh for crying out loud. The concessions he will make will endanger the world.
Robert Denby@jimstewartson Remember when I said he was seated with the children of visitors and legislators? Look who's on his immediate left...the kid from A Christmas Story!!
Blake Girardot@jimstewartson Are we sure that is even his hand?
Faye Loves Godzilla@jimstewartson wait is that Santos 😭 lmao what the heck
Cat Food Casserole@jimstewartson
Well, he will be too. Might as well get ahead of it.
Well, he will be too. Might as well get ahead of it.
PapaErnie69@jimstewartson Obviously, they don't learn from their mistakes. Give up Kevin McCarthy, you aren't going to get it.
Jester@jimstewartson
Is it a stupid question to ask why Jeffries can’t be Speaker. I’m not from the US and I don’t understand what’s going on
Is it a stupid question to ask why Jeffries can’t be Speaker. I’m not from the US and I don’t understand what’s going on
DavePerrino ✅@jimstewartson these people are all delusional. They’re all zealots, they have no ability to work among themselves much less anyone else.
Bruce MirkenI really think it's time to just drop all pretense and nominate #GeorgeSantos as Speaker.
@jimstewartson To which the entire chamber replied, "who the fuck is Byron Donalds?" lol