The Clown Show has begun.
Pwned by Matt Gaetz. What a fuckin dope.
“Hey kids we’re going to the circus today!”
#GQP trying to contain their excitement. 😬
LMFAO #NaziSlenderman Paul Gosar nominates seditionist Andy Biggs
We’re only on “C” and McCarthy already lost. 🤭
ICYMI, one of the guys pulling the strings on this mess in the House is Peter Thiel’s employee, neo-Nazi chaos agent Chuck Johnson — who is BFFs with Matt Gaetz.
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/chuck-johnson-pals-suicide-note-no
Chuck Johnson Pal’s Suicide Note: “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER”

How a neo-Nazi chaos agent who works for Peter Thiel tried to find Hillary Clinton’s “33,000 emails” for Mike Flynn — with deadly consequences

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
It’s very rare that I tune into Charlie Kirk for good news. 🫠
I may have watched this in front of a live studio audience.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
The Chuck Johnson Caucus lost #GymJordan bahahahaha
Holy shit Matt Gaetz is nominating #GymJordan ANYWAY 🤣
Aaaand McCarthy lost AGAIN
Oh lordt 🍿
Hahaha I beat MSNBC to the punch. #Losers
#Kornacki is all of us. 😁
I… just… can’t 😂

Mike Flynn employee, insurrection planner, and probable pipe bomber Ivan Raiklin has been pushing for Trump to be nominated for Speaker for months.

Ivan got it right so far. Do not be surprised if someone nominates Trump.
h/t @Gal_suburban

Chip Roy nominates #GymJordan for Round 3. 🥱
#AlreadyLostAgain 🤷‍♂️
It’s like Kids Run the School Day and Nancy is principal
How many times does Hakeem have to win, jeez. #StopTheSteal
The schadenfreude is making me giddy. Imagine the humiliating shitshow their meeting is going to be tonight. 🤪
I wrote about this shitshow:
“While I don’t enjoy our nation being humiliated by a bunch of chaos agents, maybe, just maybe, this will get us all a little closer to actually understanding our situation.”
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/its-a-chaos-party
It’s a Chaos Party!

Why the humiliating shitshow we’re seeing is exactly what they want

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
I wasn’t kidding about Speaker Trump. Ivan Raiklin is in the Capitol Building right now whipping votes and talking to Kremlin ratfucker Roger Stone.
You never “gotta hand it to” accused child trafficker Matt Gaetz, but at least he’s an equal opportunity asshole. He asks the Architect of the Capitol about McCarthy occupying the Speaker’s Office:
“How long will he remain there before he is considered a squatter?”
#LetThemFight 😂
How many more ways will Kevin McCarthy be humiliated today?
I regret to inform you Day 2 has begun. 😑
Look at #Nostradamus here lol
They found a new nazi to simp for McCarthy — Mike Gallagher
The #GQP gave a McCarthy a standing ovation to honor his upcoming fourth failure in a row to become Speaker. 🤭

Chip Roy is nominating Byron Donalds to be Speaker because “he’s one of two Black people nominated for Speaker.” Jesus Christ.

Chip Roy would be more comfortable in camo yelling at a school board about CRT.

Accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz listens in on the #BrainSurgeonCaucus
Matt Gaetz should rent out his forehead for ad space.
Hakeem wins again!
#StopTheSteal
New #DeepStateChud Warren Davidson nominates catastrophic stumblefuck Kevin McCarthy again again.
“Elon Musk bought a crime scene” 😂
QAnon congresswoman Lauren Boebert won her district by like 11 votes.
Nominates Byron Donalds again. 😩
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
#LostAgainAgainAgainAgainAgain
With all this #winning, shouldn’t Hakeem Jeffries be POTUS by now?
Aunt Lydia is disappointed in Kevin. 😬
This lady is trying really hard to build enthusiasm for #CatastrophicStumblefuck Kevin McCarthy’s sixth consecutive loss. It’s going as well as you might imagine.
Scott Perry is nominating Byron Donalds again. Come on guys, mix it up. ☹️
Racist dipshit Scott Perry invokes Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln while nominating Byron Donalds to lose for the third time in a row to five-time winner Hakeem Jeffries.
Ken Buck, who went on CNN to imply McCarthy should withdraw, doesn’t show up for the vote. 🤔
And for the sixth fucking time, Kevin McCarthy loses to Hakeem Jeffries.
Can you imagine the #GQP freakout if they won six votes in a row?
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was the next Speaker of the House.
@jimstewartson Obviously, they don't learn from their mistakes. Give up Kevin McCarthy, you aren't going to get it.
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Is it a stupid question to ask why Jeffries can’t be Speaker. I’m not from the US and I don’t understand what’s going on
@jimstewartson these people are all delusional. They’re all zealots, they have no ability to work among themselves much less anyone else.
I really think it's time to just drop all pretense and nominate #GeorgeSantos as Speaker.
@jimstewartson To which the entire chamber replied, "who the fuck is Byron Donalds?" lol
@jimstewartson Kevin McCarthy loses so much, that he's even making the Mets feel safe.
@jimstewartson …listening to her blame democrats for the republicans inability to elect a Speaker were priceless. #RepublicansHaveNoPlan

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Since R's routinely demonstrate the clinical definition of insanity, we can assume they will hold 50 more votes on McCarthy, expecting a different outcome

@jimstewartson McCarthy should just hit himself on the head with the gavel and end it all...😆
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I don't understand how they're allowed to just keep voting again and again until they get the result they want? That's not how voting works.
How is that allowed?
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Insanity is having a system that has 3 different organs of power in place.
A Democracy just needs one parliament and nothing else; see Portugal.
@jimstewartson someone said he doesn’t have enough votes to get off the floor, that is why they keep voting.
@jimstewartson her win is still suspicious to many.
@jimstewartson And Republicans in Congress are still an active crime scene!!
@jimstewartson This dude has apparently been reading the "Twitter files" nonstop, what a fucking tool

@jimstewartson Should have a rule that after x amount of rounds the person with the most votes wins and not the party.

Shouldn't be a party position it should be the best person to win.

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We just need McCarthyites to vote PRESENT

@jimstewartson So what would it take to get Jeffries to become Speaker?

218, or there's other magic exceptions math involved?

@jimstewartson How many times does this make? I am losing count.
@jimstewartson I thought the #GOP opposed affirmative action! 🤣

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Or ranting and crying at his phone in the cab of his lifted Ford F150.

@jimstewartson And he's so full of it too. This isn't how our system is designed to function. This is abject failure on their part.
@jimstewartson wtf is with these Irish boys?
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I don't understand why they don't just make George Santos Speaker. I heard he already has a very impressive 20 years of experience as Speaker of the House, which might be the longest tenure of all time, if not longer.
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I think the phrase “absolutely shameless” applies
@jimstewartson Love to see MAGA party imploding! Kaboom!
@jimstewartson People voted for this guy to waste his time amusing himself. And they'd do it again, because... I really don't know.
@jimstewartson McCarthy was really arrogant to move into the office prematurely! Gaetz tattletales on him! Petty! Arrogant + Petty = Disfunction.