I draw a ceremonial blade across my palm and chant archaic curses. Blood drips onto a fabric heart. The Build-A-Bear worker seems impressed.
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?
ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
Never forget, when you’re being pressured to prove that safe bike-lanes or pedestrian crossings across fundamentally unsafe conditions are ‘needed,’ it's hard to justify a bridge by the number of people swimming across a raging, crocodile-filled river.
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