white monster noon breakfast, no lunch

taking a shower towards the end of a flu really feels like a body refinement cultivation technique and channeling impurities out of your body

>I meet someone
>I am cheesed to meet them
>I explain that iceland is a specific coincidence of hot spot volcanism occuring right on an oceanic dorsal rift, thus being a volcanic landmass that cannot drift away from its magma source and that earth could simply not have had any landmass like that and seriously that's pretty cool no?
>they leave

I feel it now, there is a lilypad inside my lung, it's over

I might be a bad person, like a genuine piece of shit

You are...

roomie's dog chewing on a kong
>hey that kinda looks like...
>yeah it looks like a buttplug, shut up
>I was gonna say it looks like the lucky star chocolate cornet

extremely mushroom day, am not ram