PASTA
bitch that's the tubby custard machine
the spider stairs
moderation, 2018
sickening
goncharov (1973)
liches on okcupid
only one bed
you already have an account
lift the flap
IPA
I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
5 hit combo
if you go to the circus for news
ball pit
nedjem
I literally say this to my beloved several times a week
most feminist line to ever not pass the bechdel test
stark
satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan
assigned cop at birth
kat goes to the 7/11
a smug, insufferable little clown baby
5p bags
gandalf big naturals
hands
short cows
cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
ELODIEUNDERGLASS

if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...

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r2d2 sounds
class war
i am support
goddammit, mr noodle
twitter alternative
journal
real life creepypasta
this post has everything
times new bastard
making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
barbie really squirts
improving conservative memes
@stavvers someone should make a "don't tread on me" one with a bottle of estrogen pills instead of a snake