Only you can go fuck yourself
garfieldill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
game of thrones was always bad
PIV sex is actually awful
musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself
christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius
sel overrated
whoever was the sixth person to boost the post is responsible for this
ok i might have gone too far with that one, i take it back
Skip Intro, KRUB News at 9@garfiald WHOA what the FUCK garf
who is morgan@garfiald too far garfield
Jacie? π¦π¦π¦π¦
jennie π» wife@garfiald trash. awful. garf. rethink this.
"The Cool S"@garfiald hey cmon i just got here
@selontheweb im sorry sel i took it back
@garfiald all is forgiven you lil stripy varmint
lute@garfiald cancel of the year
mrs panina@garfiald I LOVE that in a (currently) 40+ stream of posts this one gets attention like it has had any amount of thought put into it
they should make it illegal to speak english
it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it
sucker punch is the best zack snyder movie
people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous
every youtuber is racist
friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl
people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)
music: trash. who needs it
hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom
boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist
young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills
the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye
having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it
it is morally evil to do well at school
mostly elsewhere
confused anime guy
TEETHTEETHTEETH@garfiald its so hard, having a cartoonishly enormous hog is an ever present struggle π
Cuttlefish πββοΈ@ItsMorgan @garfiald try having 30-50 of them!
Demon-King of Assmodia@garfiald lol good one garf
ΧίμαιΟΞ± 
corvids@garfiald i can't believe you know the ceo of antifa
Author Andrew Massie π΄@garfiald I know this is a shitpost, but I have actually met these people irl.
Em@garfiald uhh yeah actually having skills is bougie
π¦Anthraπ¦@garfiald young people like me
paramilitary organizer
a box on radical.town@garfiald to destroy the empire, we must destroy England
shoot down the penguin π΄π©@garfiald BTW i can imagine Zizek spewing something along this lines unironically. I just realised.
@policeinchains lmao that would definitely not be surprising
troy, the animal boy@garfiald this one legit became dogma for a bunch of cryptofascists (but for trump and republicans) lmao
<eleanor>@garfiald ive been saying this for years and always got laughed at. that song also slaps so hard.
Milly: Cursed@garfiald I liked that movie
@garfiald Thatβs right. weβll see if he can top it with the snyder cut...
a lizard
avocado goblin
eidolon@garfiald quiet, if the kids hear you say that they'll turn into gamers
Ethan π@garfiald would give me an excuse to keep learning welsh, Gaelic, and eventually Angle
Stella Obscura@garfiald -Skull Face (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)
@garfiald dat's the gospel.
Soup-Like Gender Homogenate β
@garfiald how do you feel about opera?
Ben Lubar (any pronouns)